Padium

My name.

Padium went to the store.

by Padium March 18, 2009

Paddle Boater

A two footed driver who constantly presses left, then right just like someone powering a paddle boat.

"Honk!!"

"Friggin' Paddle Boater, get out of the way!"

by AllieShandy March 13, 2009

Padgetted

Figuratively fisted through the anushole. Shafting another person through verbal or behavioral abuse.

Me: Dude, did you get screwed over on that deal?

Dude: Yeah. I was totally padgetted on that.

by Strokersause July 24, 2010

PadHole

People who use their giant iPads to take pictures and look like assholes.

"That PadHole is blocking the view with his iPad 2"

by Not John Doe June 3, 2015

padmi

An ugly looking penis that is crinkled

That is a real Padmi penis

by Padmi January 19, 2016

padovani

When someone is severely boring and lives in the clouds.

Hes such a padovani

by PSUnited April 1, 2017

PaddyLock

A padlock with extra paddy protection.

Damn, gotta protect my tent, lets use a PaddyLock!

by mrgarlic August 15, 2018