Online Assets

Multitude user’s interfaces which connect to the online value of an individual on internet.

online value of an individual is online assets

by s j tubrazy April 17, 2013

online letdown

When you meet someone on social media, etc. and you think they are interesting or hot. Then when you meet them in person, they are not all you thought they were.

Guy 1: i met this girl on Twitter and she looked really hot. But when i met her in person she was annoying and wouldnt talk to me
Guy 2: damn another case of online letdown

Guy 1: yeah...

by jo duke August 29, 2013

online punch

Is what someone gets when they make a comment in a feed that deserves more than a face palm.

He broke the First Rule. I had to online punch him.

by Deyphid November 2, 2013

onlineegamerz

A prepubescent You Tuber with virtually no fan base. Mainly plays Day Z and Call of Duty as to attract as large an audience as possible. Still fails.

Person 1: "Hey dude, heard of 'onlineegamerz'?
Person 2: "No."

by Ruff McGruff November 30, 2013

Onlineliness

Loneliness associated with excessive Internet use.

I've been stuck in my room all weekend checking out online dating sites and I've got a bad case of onlineliness.

by exlibris May 9, 2014

Onlineafied

To recognize some you have seen on an online dating site while being out in the real world.

Sherry was meeting someone for the first time and looked over at the bar and online onlineafied guy she traded profile views with online, but never wrote on another.

by BMWBiker April 26, 2015

Online Stutter

When basically you pretend you stutter on social media but when your really not stuttering which is sometimes used as making fun of people who stutter

Person 1 : Hey do you like my selfie i took the other day?
Person 2 : Y-Yeah! Its pretty g-great !!
Person 1 : Dude stop online stuttering its just rude af

by TacoBabe<3 October 5, 2016