Checking your own oil

When a man is able to fold his penis back and stick it in to his own anus.

Have you ever heard of checking your own oil? I'm sure Ron Jeremy has done it quite a few times.

by ThisSecretNinja April 15, 2010

Burning the green midnight oil

To stay up smoking the marijuana rather than sleeping. Usually followed by an attack of the munchies, resulting in a loss of snack food.

"I'm sorry i fell asleep in your class, Professor, but I was up all night burning the green midnight oil."

by xcaptain7howdyx January 25, 2010

castor oil plant

a plant that makes stinky smegma.

Mike: Hey man, my smegma smells HORRID!

Adam: You dun gone caught yerself a case'a the ol castor oil plant cock i tell you what

by your name is NOT being used by July 13, 2010

Arabian Oil Rig

When 69ing, and male is on top, and has a serious case of diarrhea. Suddenly he has to take a shit really bad, and when he lets it go it pours off of his ass onto the female's face.

OMG!!! Mohamed gave Mahali a serious case of Arabian Oil rig. It was all over her face.

Cletus took Rofanda to the oil rig last night.

by cr33p1ngdeath November 5, 2009

Cover Yourself In Oil Day

On December 20th, everyone will cover themself in oil.

Oil floats on water. Step 1) wait for it to rain. Step 2) Cover yourself in oil. Step 3) Fly. Cover Yourself In Oil Day.

by NiggerFaggotGaming November 29, 2020

Deepwater Horizon oil spill

The Deepwater Horizon oil spill (also referred to as the "BP oil spill") was an industrial disaster that began on 20 April 2010 off of the coast of the United States in the Gulf of Mexico on the BP-operated Macondo Prospect,6789 considered to be the largest marine oil spill in the history of the petroleum industry and estimated to be 8 to 31 percent larger in volume than the previous largest, the Ixtoc I oil spill, also in the Gulf of Mexico. The United States federal government estimated the total discharge at 4.9 MMbbl (210,000,000 US gal; 780,000 m3).3 After several failed efforts to contain the flow, the well was declared sealed on 19 September 2010.10 Reports in early 2012 indicated that the well site was still leaking.1112 The Deepwater Horizon oil spill is regarded as one of the largest environmental disasters in world history.

Person A: That shit was Deepwater Horizon oil spill
Person B: Boowomp

by The Deepwater Horizon oil spil September 20, 2023

Chocolate Nuggets and Choccy Oil

Two important items that must be combined in a Smoothener to make chocolate.

Chocolate Nuggets are kind of like cocoa nibs and Choccy oil is kind of like cocoa butter.

Hey Zack, get the Chocolate Nuggets and Choccy Oil . I just got a smoothener and want to test it out.

by JohnTGaymen May 14, 2020