A condom is filled with dick cheese and is gently inserted into the male ear canal. after step one is completed the ear wax covered dick cheese condom is forced into the female steak whole (vagina).
by kalysasteaklover2 May 14, 2018
Get the new york cheese steakmug. by Michael Ruby July 12, 2021
Get the Grey Steakmug. by xCrimsonPeachx April 24, 2025
Get the P Steakmug. A term for the vagina, in the context of oral sex with one of the highest qualities of purity, cleanliness and superb taste. The type of vagina that one would perform oral sex with the same way one would enjoy the world's finest prime rib, which is the reason for steak being included. Twank = vagina. Steak = grade A prime rib.
I can hardly wait arriving at my girlfriend's place after work. She promised me a triple serving of Twank-steak this evening!
by Shabda Preceptor September 2, 2016
Get the Twank-steakmug. What you do when you need to fire an employee who is also a close friend. Take him out for steak and give 'em the pink slip.
by gravylegs January 19, 2009
Get the Steak Lunchmug. After Billy and I were done he asked if I wanted his chocolate steak, but I said it always leaves me a horrible after taste.
by MercMika May 27, 2017
Get the Chocolate steakmug. The phallic, meaty, sexy surplus piece of meat which hangs from just below his torso and used to administer baby batter to a host. Also scientifically known as a penis, dick, todger, willy, pecker. The term steak sabre tends to be reserved for penises with generously wide shafts, hefty circumferences, and stunning lengths. A weapon truly designed and built from the ground up, for sex.
"Cripes John, did you clock the todger on Darnell yesterday in the locker room?"
"Todger?! It was a weapon of mass production mate, that's a genuine, certified steak sabre!"
"Todger?! It was a weapon of mass production mate, that's a genuine, certified steak sabre!"
by Spunkmeister Joe October 6, 2013
Get the steak sabremug.