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cool watermelon

1. a rip off phrase brandon uses instead of cool bananas

2. a phrase used when in agreement or congratulating
by emma is how i roll October 26, 2008
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awesomely cool

way better than awesome; using awesome as a describning word
Hey im going to Mcdonalds, "awesomley cool, man"
by Justin Johnson July 26, 2003
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cool fat

A level of obesity beyond fat that is so great it becomes comical and/or worthy of congratulations. Applies only to males.
"There was this dude at the Cubs game with his shirt off - had to be 4 hundo or more - totally cool fat. I bought him a beer."
by Zak K November 5, 2006
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Cool Hunter

A cool hunter is one who in constantly in search of what their reference group deems to be the 'hippest' 'coolest' 'most it' 'most RELEVENT' in terms of fashion, music, art, culture, etc.

However, a 'cool hunter' is not be mistaken with someone who is simply ambitious and culturally conscious.

No, a 'cool hunter' puts this incessant search for what is 'cool' above all else, including their interpersonal relationships. Loved ones become quickly disposable when no longer 'cool', as do opinions, beliefs and hobbies.

More importantly, 'cool hunters' are often equated with social climbing "cock suckers." It is generally expected that they don't care about anybody but themselves, their own self-gratification and pursuit of upward social mobility. Name dropping becomes a habitual action. Personal branding like breathing.

They have also been known to partake in barbaric partying rituals; including being noticeably intoxicated in social settings (dripping all over the room), stumbling into people, bumping into things.
I hate Tasha for being such a cool hunter, she totally ditched me cause I wore a plaid shirt to the party last night, and didn't know who the Vivian girls were.
by Kish_Kash March 10, 2009
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van cool

the highest form of cool ness. defined specifically by the presence of eternal silence, clever sayings, and a unique "van cool" dance.
person 1: did he just say van cool?
person 2: that's mr. van cool to you son
by pomona January 16, 2011
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cool nancy

its when a girl plays with herself with a popsicle (of your flavor) and then you lick it off of her
Man, i just gave her a cool nancy!
by gangstaH007 May 12, 2010
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Cool tool

The "thing" that a person uses to make them cool, or make them think that they are cool!
He uses weed as his cool tool.
by sashbri2 May 23, 2009
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