Penis

The item most commonly used to ease a bitchs carnal needs and or the shredder of all things good!

8 inches ha, I remember when I had my first beer.

~ Pornstars every where~
I can't walk straight i think it was his penis.

by Well_shit88 November 08, 2015

penis

very enjoyable, even small teenagers who have never kissed anyone want it. sex is imagined frequently and y'all live off of fan fiction as well as tiktok when they tell you to close your eyes and think of that one person. They simply want that one hot boy to top them.

13 year old girls: oh my god I want his penis inside of me
adults: what the fuck you've never done anything
13 year old girls: and you're saying you don't?

by always hungry, ngl March 07, 2020

Penis

Nasty ass.

"Penis breath!"

by FinnWolfhardLover6969 April 26, 2020

Penis

A penis fun to play with but not to eat😁

Girl1 isn't his penis so fun
Girl 2 yea but don't eat it

Girl 1 yea he wouldn't like that

by That will August 10, 2017

Penis

The Male urination and reproductive service.

Kelly: hey girl I accidentally went in the boys washroom earlier!
Amanda: did you see their penisis?

Kelly: Luckily not 😪

by Madzooo01112 March 02, 2019

Penis

British slang for idiot/fool/knobber

The man is a masssive penis.

by Spinkstein September 19, 2017

Penis

a male genital which comes in a variety of shapes and sizes

my penis is bigger than a tuba

by juicey man May 10, 2019