someone completely idiotic and new yet refuses any help from a professional.
speaks the internet language of what we call ‘noobish’, and is the hardest language to learn, for there is no class for it, unlike spanish class.
if beaten or if the advice is actually true, the noob shall point fingers at any random person that they are clearly inferior to. maybe the accused superior is the one who gave the advice, or someone not involved at all.
‘noob’ is complete opposite to a ‘newb’. unlike a noob, a newb is also a new player, but is willing to learn. the newb is more likely to be one of the kind professionals soon.
back to the noob, a noob then accuses a superior person as a religious ritual of self defense, for attention and especially for protesting their incredibly fragile self-esteem.
once the ritual obviously fails, they will perform the calling of fellow noobs to defend eachother and somehow gets higher chance of success. if it fails, again, they will cry and call the superior a meanie and make a hate account later on, most likely after their messy argument. they then might start to roleplay and make themselves look like they have special powers so that they could seem better and more powerful, making fellow noobs near the argument not want to belittle the roleplaying noob, however, normal common sensed players then change their views of the noob from a normal new person to a cringy roleplayer. occurance is common, so you will eventually know all.
speaks the internet language of what we call ‘noobish’, and is the hardest language to learn, for there is no class for it, unlike spanish class.
if beaten or if the advice is actually true, the noob shall point fingers at any random person that they are clearly inferior to. maybe the accused superior is the one who gave the advice, or someone not involved at all.
‘noob’ is complete opposite to a ‘newb’. unlike a noob, a newb is also a new player, but is willing to learn. the newb is more likely to be one of the kind professionals soon.
back to the noob, a noob then accuses a superior person as a religious ritual of self defense, for attention and especially for protesting their incredibly fragile self-esteem.
once the ritual obviously fails, they will perform the calling of fellow noobs to defend eachother and somehow gets higher chance of success. if it fails, again, they will cry and call the superior a meanie and make a hate account later on, most likely after their messy argument. they then might start to roleplay and make themselves look like they have special powers so that they could seem better and more powerful, making fellow noobs near the argument not want to belittle the roleplaying noob, however, normal common sensed players then change their views of the noob from a normal new person to a cringy roleplayer. occurance is common, so you will eventually know all.
examples of the language ‘noobish’ :
0MG UGH $TFU U N003 1M PR0 AND UR N0T D0NT ANN0Y ME 0MG!!1773!1!!
examples of the said argument between someone giving advice and the noob:
EW N0 IM PR0 ANYWAYS S0 D0NT WASTE UR T1ME TALKING TO ME EWW!!!!!
0MG UGH $TFU U N003 1M PR0 AND UR N0T D0NT ANN0Y ME 0MG!!1773!1!!
examples of the said argument between someone giving advice and the noob:
EW N0 IM PR0 ANYWAYS S0 D0NT WASTE UR T1ME TALKING TO ME EWW!!!!!
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Guy 1: well at least i didnt fart during my presentaition
Everybody: ohhhhhh he really just got shit on
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No-skin: “where we dropping boys?”
Randoms: “Shut up you no-skin headass”
“Ffs we have a no skin noob in our squad”
Randoms: “Shut up you no-skin headass”
“Ffs we have a no skin noob in our squad”
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