Nagative Creep

To nag someone in a creepy fashion
He was standing in the kitchen in the dark telling me to do the dishes being a total nagative creep
by Eisor October 20, 2021
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Creeping Nukism

Sarcastic term used in the submarine fleet, mostly by forward submariners, to describe the slow takeover of aft “Nukes” and their nerdy engineering culture of nerdism. They over think everything and make life miserable and difficult, unless you’re a Nuke! Nukes are famous for being the golden children of the boat, exhausting procedural compliance to the Nth degree, a requirement culture of working near the reactor and engineering spaces. Besides finding their rack for sleeping or the mess decks for eating, these top tiered Nerds know nothing about the forward half of the boat, control spaces and weapons areas. Junior officers graduating to division officer jobs up forward, try “creeping-nukism” philosophy on such admired and prideful Torpedo Divisions, who put the smack down on such tomfoolery without prompting.
TMSN Shmuckatelli: “Chief, the Div-O wants me to make the weekly training to include a 100 question test, with a matrix for scoring, on a 7 vector scale, 3 calculus problems, a 5 part numbering system, an illustrated prt breakdown of 10 drawings, and definitions to require clinical laboratory expertise beyond normal automation to perform”.

TM Chief, “Dont get hoodwinked or bamboozled by the creeping nukism, they work harder to get out of work, instead of just doing the work.”
by Torsiondrummer November 17, 2023
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Creep Rule

A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.
Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.
by Caramirdan October 03, 2016
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old creep

A being who FEELS like he/she is already old enough and starts to get creepy in their own way because they found out that life is boring, so they check it out. Coz why not?
1. I'm such an old creep, i need a bang (drink) lololololol

Old creep 1: How many old creeps do we have here?

Soon to be an old creep: I don't really get it but, Y'all an old creep?

OLD CREEP- cool asf in their own creepy way
by justanoldcreeppassingby November 23, 2021
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creep-cap

Creep capping is the practice of secretly screen capping someone on video chat without their knowledge. It's commonly used on video chat sites such as omegle and chat roulette. Caps are later uploaded onto social networking sites or kept in picture folders to look back on.
Roza: "OMG. He's hot. Did you creep-cap him?"

Taylor: "Yep! He was so gully. He had no clue!"
by McFiggerty Jiggins August 23, 2011
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Creeping Death

The horrid post duke aroma that sneaks up on you after your friend leaves the bathroom door open.
Rib night was great until I was hit square in the face by the creeping death
by Wheelburra May 06, 2021
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Linear Progress Creep

A situation where gradual progress in a fetid or unwanted romantic process, initially following a consistent and foreseeable path. Making gradual and often unnoticed movement leading towards sometimes unwanted bedroom attention, including but not limited to, special trouser kisses.
My husbands hand performed a linear progress creep last night when he came home drunk at 2am and I was trying to sleep in bed.
by Acellertnac November 22, 2023
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