Butt-clenching

When something makes you so nervous or scared, it makes your butt clench

It was butt-clenching watching Derek Fisher shoot a 3-pointer with .4 seconds left.

by madhotfyre November 1, 2017

Cat Butt

Noun:
The disgusting wrinkly red skin that forms on someone's earlobe when they stretch their piercings too quickly and don't moisturize. The result is a cat butt-esque hole.

Boy: Dayum girl... did you see when Maria took out her plugs? She had some serious cat butt, could have used some Holey Butt'r.

Girl: I know, seriously... she stretches too fast and has huge blowouts too. We should submit her picture to awful mods.

by Ken Kennedy December 16, 2012

Mudd Butt

The end result of clenching your butt cheeks together on a turtle head making it's way outside of your ass. This especially happens when you're short on film time and can't take a break to take a giant dump, and always requires wet-wipes to completely wipe yourself clean.

Hi, I'm Doug Demuro and THIS is my Mudd Butt.

by DougDemuro April 12, 2022

butt whiff

The foul -- yet sometimes pleasant -- odor that emits from the behind of a person who, usually, is unaware of the problem. Take note, though, that this is not akin to a fart, but rather the result of untamed butt-cheeks that contain the remnants of doody, old hairs, weasels and other objects that gain smelly-momemtum with age.

During intercourse: "Cindy, I'm sorry, but doing you from behind is simply unbearable due to your butt whiff"

During observational conversation: "Jim, did you just catch Mary's butt whiff as she walked by? Disgusting!"

by Hamilton P May 27, 2007

beer butt

Diarrhea that normally follows a long night of drinking cheap beer.

I wish I didn't drink all that Pabst last night, the beer butt is killing me.

by Beef Wellington October 5, 2007

Crested Butte

the chillest of all ski towns. people are often very attractive, like to smoke weed and like to ski.

yo lets go chill in Crested Butte man

by skicbchill November 13, 2011

butt cheek

The gluteus maximus; side of the buttocks.

Her shorts were short and you could see the little moons of her butt cheeks.

by cornholio October 18, 2003