Bood News

When boobs aren't as fantastic in the flesh as they look beneath clothes.

See: Bad News

Me: "Whoa, check out the boobs on her! I'm in love!"

Mate: "Dude, she's bood news."

Me: "Nooooooooo..!"

by KDTC September 29, 2015

New Romney

Small town in Kent that mainly consists of miserable old cunts, crackheads, weed-smoking kids and the odd homeless fella sat at Sainsbury's.

Person 1: Where you going later?
Person 2: New romney mate.

Person 1: Fuck that you'll probably get shanked up by some crackhead!
Person 2: You only live once!

by Martin Sweeney November 18, 2018

the new bruh

the new bruh is weh spread the word

"India's bigger than Russia"
"Weh"
"Weh? What's that?"
"The new bruh"

by vodconfident April 16, 2019

RGMS News

RGMS News is known to have really bad jokes and more some have even harmed some people. THough they have bad jokes they do give some information on subjects.

RGMS News posted a new episode on youtube!

by somejoker March 18, 2018

New mike

To completley fuck up the easiest of carpentry tasks.

"Hey I think you new miked by board, its 6 inches too short."

by tyrellbiggums June 12, 2020

new camden

Camden Town the bustling cultural center of London the style of street art the canal is a glistening beacon of chill. But this old town is just that an old town it’s popularity is dwindling the new Camden is like a blessing from god the new name of the UT area of south west London especially Kingston UT is the greatest christening it could achieve

Come we go Camden Town g
Nah u battyman let’s go new Camden

by sheekysam September 25, 2020

New Aids

A combination of both the Aids Virus and Lung Cancer, it is spread through skin contact and contracted from having anal sex whilst smoking multiple cigarettes at the same time.

Jake hearts the D and has New Aids

by Judy Blunt October 30, 2011