myspace 

Along with ytmnd and pop-up ads that cover the entire screen before interfacing directly with your subconscious, this ubiquitous web site, which allows young people from all over the world (and Canada) to advertise themselves openly and completely to millions of other netizens, is the reason many of us ask ourselves why Al Gore ever bothered creating the internet in the first place.

Myspace inner monologue:

"Self, why did Al Gore ever bother creating the internet in the first place?"

"I'm not sure Self, but if he hadn't, would I be able to tell 50 million of my closest friends that I just had a piece of body art depicting minimalist composer Phillip Glass playing the glockenspiel done on my left thigh; with pictures to boot? I think not."

myspace by stan, there is but one April 13, 2006

myspace survey 

survey myspace

What self-absorbed cunts and fags post on myspace bulletins.

Myspace Survey
1. what do you hear in the background right now?
lol....the tv....lolz
2.would you kiss the last person you kissed?

myspace survey by Tron2490 July 31, 2008

Myspace role play 

Since some definitions here are a little old, here's the 2010 edition to the definition of "role play"

A kid, usually from middle school to young adult (23 is usually the cut off age now adays) who use someone's pictures, such as a site model, actress, artist, etc and create a character from a book series, TV series, or they start a character from scratch.

Role players are usually hated, but many people (Including role players themselves) think that the perpose is the profile editing, making layouts, editing pictures, creating a story, etc. REAL role players intentions are not to steal peoples pictures and claim to be them. A lot of role players actually ask permission from the person they take pictures from.

I'm not siding with a role player or with a person against role play. I've very nuetral on this topic. But role players are commonly mistaken for fakes. Hopefully I've helped fix that.

myspace role play is commonly mistaken for fakes. Mhmm.

Myspace role play by Haydephobiaaa August 13, 2010

myspace 

an annoyingly popular website where you can talk to complete strangers, put rather disgusting pictures of yourself on display to the whole world, and post pointless bulletins saying that if you dont repost this is 30 seconds your mother will die.its a big popularity contest. people compete to have the most friends, the coolest profile, the sluttiest pictures, the most groups, and other stuff like that. jeez. some people just need to get a life. they come home from school or work, and the first thing they do is check their myspace to see if they have any new comments or something--even though they never do. because they're losers, and nobody likes them. ugh. i sure do hate it.

myspace.com, a place for friends

Sorry! an unexpected error has occurred.
This error has been forwarded to MySpace's technical group.

....jeez

myspace by Kayleigh R October 24, 2006

myspace 

An idiotic Internet website frequented in high volume by teens and 20-somethings who have nothing better to do with their life than contribute to the stupidity of a generation and society as a whole. Such idiotic practices often seen on MySpace include failure to respect the English language by desecrating it with slang, intentional misspellings, and lack of proper punctuation; the discussion of unimportant social happenings, such as drinking, clubbing, repugnant music, and other things which are not related to actual intelligent life, news, politics, or light socialization; the dilution of the term "friend" (it's more important to have a few close, true friends rather than 200 you know little to nothing about); the posting of over-the-top personal information by the careless and carefree youth who run the risk of becoming victimized as a result; and just being, overall and above all else, one of the biggest toxic waste dumps of and hazards to 21st century society.

Matt: Hey Henry, what's your MySpace address?

Henry: I don't have one.

Matt: What? You're cool; you need one.

Henry: I don't believe in MySpace. I have a brain, a few "true" friends, am secure with myself, and love the English language.

Matt: But MySpace is so hot now, it's the bomb.

Henry: Matt, you've known me for years. You know that I hit the spell check button when I send instant messages, know that I don't care much for trends or pop culture, know that I'm a staunch conservative, and know that I like to keep my life from being publicized for the free world. If you love MySpace then fine, it's your life to lose. But as for me, it's not for me, my friend, it's not for me.

myspace by Pimpmaster Pete December 27, 2008

myspace.com 

A way for kids and adults communicate no matter how far away u are from each other also a website that gets kids raped sexualy harrast and shit like that

Like omg I so tottlay got a myspace.com and I met this 1 dude on it and we’re going to meet on saterday!!!!!
Saterday:
Hi…
Are u the dude off myspace?
Yup
You’re not 17
I know you wanna go have sex?
No yer 35 and I’m 16
Well we’re going to anyway
Nooo!!!
Sunday:
On the news:
Saterday a girl got raped by a myspace sexual harasser.

myspace.com by THAT 1 EMO GIRL WHO LUVS YOU October 2, 2007

Myspace 

A place where you can show pictures of yourself in black, with white make up on, and your hair covering one eye.

Emo Kid 1: Did you see my new pic on my space?
Emo Kid 2: No, But you wanna get some coffee?

Myspace by N. Matt May 13, 2005