Witness a murder

You watch someone get killed from a far.

Yooo , I witness a murder early this morning

by z12fruadin December 29, 2024

Dick murderer

Someone who comits the act of dickmurder on ones friend relative or enemy and dick murder can hold severe consequences if done to a) wrong individual or b) someone who already doesn't like you

Don't be a dick murderer

by Scotties funny August 4, 2016

Murdered By Words

A phrase used to describe brutal, well-deserved comebacks.

Person 1: *Horrible, rude, evil comment*
Person 2: *Absolutely vicious putdown*

"Holy shit, bro just got murdered by words! Call the police!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 22, 2024

Murder

It was an accident

"I don't want to go to jail for murder. Samantha Grey was the love of my life"

by I didn't kill her October 19, 2021

murder boy

a type of boy where, if you heard that they had murdered someone, you wouldn’t be surprised

A: Did you hear that Greg got arrested?

B: I’m not surprised, I knew him in high school and he was such a murder boy

by nowherenohownobody December 21, 2020

The good ship murder

A very fucking stupid ex police man decided to sing and the fucker later found dead people and thought “oh! Lets go figure this out!” As if he was a detective, in which he was not.

Singer man: dead people!

Butler: i dont think you should check that outs your a singer no-

Singer man: CLUEDO IRL

* Roll the credits to The good ship murder. *

by Pigeon14 December 6, 2023

Murderous Maiden

A 5’2 cute, sexy, smart, and gorgeous Vietnamese woman who can steal hearts as easily as she can breathe. Loves k-pop, Minecraft and being praised. Overall she is a wonderful person and if you ever see her out in the wild run for your life before she takes your breath away.

Woah who’s that girl? She just did 83
Backflips and then while clutching a valorant game. Must be a Murderous Maiden.

by SebCrosswel November 20, 2023