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Rubber Mallard

A sex position in which the male hangs upside down by his ankles by a rubber cord attached to the ceiling. The female hangs on with her hands to whatever it is the male is hanging from, and this produces a nice bouncing effect with the rubber cord.

The term comes from the rubber cord used to attach the male's ankles to the ceiling with, and the term "mallard" is due to the fact that the male, when hanging upside down, resembles how a mallard looks when it is being hung upside down after being hunted.

The term is also the inspiration for a famous Ultimate Frisbee team, the "Rubber Mallards"
"What did you do last night?"
"Me and my girlfriend tried out the Rubber Mallard; it was amazing!"
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"Hey Chance Miller"
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Arthur James Miller

Arthur James Miller aka A.J aka Aj1122 is a fortnite virgin who thinks he’s better than Austin, Andrew and Moses but he’s really not but he’s pretty good at the game. His catch phrases is “Let’s get this bread gamers” “That’s toxic” “I don’t know man” “You’re trash kid”. He doesn’t like girls and is gay.
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dirty mallard

the act of scraping some duck butter from your grundle
and smearing it on one's face, often under the nose and above the lip, like a dirty sanchez
Joe: what's that on your face?

Bob: that nasty fuck over there just gave me a dirty mallard

Joe:....tisfu
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Matthew Miller

A man who has sustained an extraordinary period without physical or emotional contact with a woman
your a frigid, and a virgin??? Your like Matthew Miller!
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Milla Jovovich

When you wear a strap-on dildo just so that it protrudes from your nipple and then you use that dildo to fuck a girl in the pussy.
I gave that chick last night a Milla Jovovich she will never forget.
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