Another name for a mall cop or a rent-a-cop. They are about as intimidating as Mickey Mouse would be in a uniform.
Mickey Mouse Cop 1: Hey Bob, look at that man stealing all of that merchandise from the electronics store!
Mickey Mouse Cop 2: Stop with that bullshit Jim, I see TEENAGERS congregating over there.
Mickey Mouse Cops 1: OH SHIT! ENGAGE THE TARGETS!
Mickey Mouse Cop 2: Stop with that bullshit Jim, I see TEENAGERS congregating over there.
Mickey Mouse Cops 1: OH SHIT! ENGAGE THE TARGETS!
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when you're dead tired after spending a day at Disney World, but you still sneak in a trip to pound town with your girl before passing out
My feet and legs were on fire after walking around Epcot all day but I was still able to slip a Mickey before going to sleep.
by dis niqqa December 8, 2021
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Minkey 1: Do you want to get some brunch?
Minkey 2: Only if it's free
Minkey 1: It's already been paid for by that european man in the corner
Minkey 2: You're such a minkey!
Minkey 2: Only if it's free
Minkey 1: It's already been paid for by that european man in the corner
Minkey 2: You're such a minkey!
by Nithycaketh January 25, 2012
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"what about 50 shades of grey?"
"we can pull another Mickey sticky and turn Disney channel on?"
"ok baby"
"we can pull another Mickey sticky and turn Disney channel on?"
"ok baby"
by Cuba Johnson June 11, 2016
Get the Mickey sticky mug.A big fucking asshole, who fuckimg thinks it ok to fuck with girls. A heartbreaker who stopms on the shattered peices.
Girl1: Who is that kid, he seems nice.
Girl2: Who? Mikey?
Girl1: Yeah.
Girl2: Sorry but... Looks can be deciving.
Girl1: Really? But Mikey is... so... cute.
Girl3: Wait! Do u like him.
Girl1: Yes... no. I LOVE him.
Girl2: You dont know him.
Girl3: Nope. But do u wanna meet him?
Girl1: Yes! A THOUSAND TIMES YES!!!
Girl3: Your funeral. MIKEY!! GET OVER HERE!! MEET THE NEW GAL!!
Girl2: Behold.
Mikey: Who wants to get fucked?
Girl1: Wat did u say?
Miley: Who wants to get fucked?
All girls: FUCK OFF MIKEY!! YOU PERVERT!!!
Girl2: Who? Mikey?
Girl1: Yeah.
Girl2: Sorry but... Looks can be deciving.
Girl1: Really? But Mikey is... so... cute.
Girl3: Wait! Do u like him.
Girl1: Yes... no. I LOVE him.
Girl2: You dont know him.
Girl3: Nope. But do u wanna meet him?
Girl1: Yes! A THOUSAND TIMES YES!!!
Girl3: Your funeral. MIKEY!! GET OVER HERE!! MEET THE NEW GAL!!
Girl2: Behold.
Mikey: Who wants to get fucked?
Girl1: Wat did u say?
Miley: Who wants to get fucked?
All girls: FUCK OFF MIKEY!! YOU PERVERT!!!
by Sadie Wadie Baby March 7, 2017
Get the Mikey mug.He's a cunt. Always loud, mean, and blames everything on lag. He has made it his life goal to figure out "How was that not a headshot" and swears a lot when his parents aren't home. You feel bad if you don't be his friend but you also regret it if you do.
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