Squat Meat

A fat, ripe turd. The kind you leave in the bowl and don’t flush.

Every stall in the shitter was full of squat meat.

I just dropped squat meat. Go check it out.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

meat dwarf

A short dick

My brother is a meat dwarf

by Mike Hunt December 17, 2014

Meat Schtickle

A small penis.

Barry has a meat schtickle.

I was disappointed with his meat schtickle.

He sent me a dick pic. It was a meat schtickle.

by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017

Meat her

Wanting to fuck a girl.

I want to meat her bro. Trasha is so hot!

by Jjwagg January 02, 2018

meat harbour

The name given to a large vagina

That girl last night had a bit of a meat harbour

by stephenlamp October 12, 2007

Meat Malt

Another term for semen or baby gravy, etc.

That girl was a freak. She gave me a blow job and swallowed all my meat malt.

by Dic Lofenac March 13, 2009

meat sleeve

A woman. Or a woman's vagina.

Take a look at that sloppy meat sleeve over yonder.

by moth17 January 21, 2005