Magic Shell

A thin layer of chocolate on ice cream that will freeze up when it comes in contact with air.

Hence, fecal matter residue found on one's penis after anal sex.

"Dude, when I pulled out.. bitch gave me the Magic shell !"

by The Nitwitz January 4, 2004

Magic Cookie Factory

When you put cookie ingredients into a girls vagina, and proceed to have sex with her to mix the ingredients inside her to make cookie dough. After, she goes tanning and after she is done you eat her out, and it will taste like cookies.

Guy 1: Man, yesterday my girlfriend finally let me do a magic cookie factory.
Guy 2: Lucky.

by thejake551 November 28, 2009

emo magic

a brisk wiggeling of the fingers that makes a males dick fall off. the result of the of the dick falling off is the males transition into the wearing of tight "emo boy" pants.

EMO MAGIC

hello Doctor

I'm in quite a rut
my life is crumbling
I feel like giving up

theres this thing called Emo magic
it's really quite a fright
First it made my dick fall off
then my pants grew tight
My hair was blond
but now thats gone
changed to a shiny shade of black
it's even blotchy in the back

Now my friends all hate me
my girlfriend calls me names
this bandana makes my head sweat
and my balls are really strained

I not quite sure what to do
I was hoping you could help
Please write me back
I need you Dr. Felp!!!

by brittany bloodshed January 11, 2008

magic mushroom

A mushroom commonly found in flat, square boxes labelled with a question mark. There are three varieties. A red one which will double your height, a green one which will revive you when you die then disappear, and a purple one which is poisonous.

Had I not grabbed the Magic Mushroom, I would not have made it to world 8.

by Spork August 27, 2003

magic bus

A term used generally in the late 60s/early 70s for the hippy bus some kids owned to go get high in, especially during school.

"Hey Wally, wanna take a ride on my Magic Bus during lunch break? It's stuffed!"

by Morbidia June 2, 2005

Magic: The Gathering

The name of the world's current most effective form of birth control. Is also effective at preventing sexually transmitted diseases.

Provides protection to players are protected in three ways:
1.) 91.2% Effective that girls will no longer associate themselves with you.
2.) 94.3% Effective that you will be to involved in the game to have time for girls.
3.) 99.99% Effective that whatever girls do associate themselves with you and play the game, you will not want to have sex with.

Sex Ed Teacher: Alright boys, now I want you all sign and keep these Magic: The Gathering Cards in your wallet, as to be sure to prevent STDs.

by Trebor Thunder April 14, 2010

Magelbitch

The worlds biggest bitch teacher. Drop her class. Believe what every one says about her. She's pure evil.

Shit! You got stuck with magelbitch for an entire year?
Yea it sucks major balls
Your life is going to be pure hell

by Voice of the student September 2, 2009