mrs. wilson

The piece of shit that acts like a child and doesn't give a fuck about shit

Mrs. Wilson literally doesn't do anything in class.

by Davethehorse123 December 3, 2014

Mr. Velez

The art of anal sex while the recipient is excreting diarrhea out of their rectum.

Aaron gave Mike a Mr. Velez and it was great.

by Mr. Velez March 12, 2010

Mr. Clean

A sex move where the man rubs peroxide instead of lube on the condom and penetrates his partner's anal in attempt to clean and purify the impurities of the anal.

Kyle cleaned his girl's ass by performing the Mr. Clean on her.

by SnakeBiter October 5, 2009

Mr. Ed

Someone who is hung like horse

Damn that guy is a Mr. Ed, all the chicks want want that 10 inch piece he carries in his pants.

by Phakebox August 30, 2005

Mr Khan

A harddddd (moans) worker

BAYLEN: OH look MR KHANNN!!

by Yellowcabbb March 25, 2019

Mr Watkin

Generally a teacher. Responds to :
- Watkin
-Watkinator
-Hobo
-Crazy dood
And any other insult.

Tries to be funny, not always succeding, and lives on humor. Can be quite harsh, so dont get on the wrong side of a Mr Watkin...

Ugh, my teacher is Mr Watkin. Kill me.

by mamame July 1, 2014

Mr. Music

He is the lord of all cocks and balls. The bringer of cum. With one look, women flood the streets with their wetness. Men tremble when they hear his thunderous cock thumping down the street. He has armies of cumsluts and whores at his beck and call. Mr. Music's penis rivals that of even Gandhi's. He prowls the hallways of the middle school he works at. Looking, waiting, savoring an opportunity to pounce. His prison bitch was Bill Cosby. Barrels of his semen is stored in remote facilities in the hopes of finding a suitable mate in the distant future to continue his lineage. Men and women alike will wonder in awe as they read the history books that won't even start to scratch the surface. Mr. Music donates his baby juice to the army so they can coat their soldier's armor in it since bullets won't even mess with him. Each year leaders of the world band together to offer a suitable mate for him to ravage.

"What happened to your wife?"
"She took one look of Mr. Music and I never saw her again"
"Understandable he has taken my sister, my mother, and my daughter"

by BigDiqEnergy October 11, 2020