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Corporate laziness

When large corporations are lazy and do things half assedly or decide to drop something to do something else because 5 billion dollars is not a large enough budget to multitask. This usually inconveniences people but not really the corporation because they only lost 2.5 million dollars, and that's chump change.
Example SONY marketing the ps vita. Yes, it happened.
Person 1: The PS vita is so good!
Person 2: What the fuck is that?
Person 1: A handheld that playstation released that looks great and has tons of power!
Person 2: I haven't seen any ads for it or anything, if it's so good, why does nobody know about it?
Person 1: Corporate laziness is to blame as usual.
by Urban Dick(tionary) March 24, 2025
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lazy

When a bitch refuses to get up from the sofa or bed and lets their family do the rest of the chores.
Come on Sasha don't be a lazy bitch and get up from your fat ass and help us with the damn chores!
by Zon’t Zo It December 25, 2022
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Laziness

My math teacher, Amanda Fowler, is the definition of laziness
by ilovelazymommy May 17, 2021
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lazy suzanne

Guy: hey nice lazy Susan
Girl: that's actually a lazy Suzanne, it's chic.
by Webstersdictionarydotcom October 11, 2015
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lazy teabagging

When one is too lazy to actually sit on one's knees and follow through with normal teabagging. The teabagger sucks on the teabaggee's adam's apple on their throat in the process of giving a hickey to this region.
"Man, that chick lazy teabagged me on the dancefloor! Now I pop my collar cuz I have to!"
"I was lazy teabagging him so hard he HAD to wear that scarf I made him!"
by Caitlin W December 30, 2007
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Kathleen Lazy

When you are so lazy you’d rather pay more money in rent than help around the house.
Man, my house is so messy... I’m so Kathleen Lazy today.
by Cass1234 November 22, 2019
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lazy compliment

Well intentioned, but flat, dull and half-baked expression of admiration.
Sally was disappointed by her date's multiple lazy compliments.

"Your middle is one of my tops, babe."
by hbat66 September 26, 2009
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