Landon

Someone who's awesome at soccer and who should also play lacrosse.

"Yo, Landon should totally play LAX!"

by JesuitsRule January 3, 2024

Landon

A Landon is a type word that is used to describe a person that indulges in finding girls, and have a sexual desire when they get with one.

You remember how Micheal dated that model to just to get down and dirty with her?

Yeah, he’s such a Landon for that. I think I‘ma pull a Landon too.

by SmartNegro January 9, 2024

Landon savino

An awesome buff specimen of a human.

Landon savino is so hot

by Urbandictionary man January 17, 2024

Layonnaise

What your girlfriend puts on your sandwich to take with you after she recycles the produce of the fun you two had the previous night.

Yum that layonnaise tastes so good! Far better than that awful store bought mayonnaise. Me and my girlfriends homemade stuff is so much better!

by TheFunnyGuy88 January 19, 2024

laytons dick

laytons dick is massive

layton pleases zohara with laytons dick

by zandl January 20, 2024

Landon Hyphen

Landon Hyphen is a character found in ancient Patrician myths. The story of Landon Hyphen is not a very happy one, he had a rough childhood growing up vertically challenged, and eventually was turned into a bull (the Landimal) by an evil witch named Kathryn (who was also his grandmother). Landons mom is Eva Bryson, and his father is unknown, though his stepfather goes by the name of Kiki Cheski. Landons great grandmother is Brooklyn.

Landon species is commonly known as a Single Landon, as Landons are extremely rare on the overground island of Patrick.

person 1: "Have you heard of the Patrician myth the Landimal?"
person 2: "Yes! I find how Landon Hyphen was turned into a Landimal by his grandmother to be very interesting."

by williambowery November 13, 2023

landon

landon is a commonly used phrase by the president of the moist community oftenly used to describe landon mckate

hey landon

by karma1989 November 13, 2023