Momma Kitten

Momma Kitten means Kristen Scott

Hush, little baby, don't say a word,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a mockingbird.

And if that mockingbird don't sing,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a diamond ring.

And if that diamond ring turn brass,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a looking glass.

And if that looking glass gets broke,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a billy goat.

And if that billy goat don't pull,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a cart and bull.

And if that cart and bull turn over,
Momma kitten's gonna buy you a dog named Rover.

And if that dog named Rover won't bark.
Momma kitten's gonna to buy you and horse and cart.

And if that horse and cart fall down,
Well you'll still be the sweetest little baby in town.

by I love momma kitten (: April 20, 2011

Blinking Kittens

(n): extraneous or non-essential design elements added to a website, generally at the behest of a non-professional designer. Useless or tacky web design. A neologism taken from the arcane HTML markup code that caused text to flash and the ubiquity of kitten pictures on the internet.

"Man, I thought this site was done, but then the boss came in and demanded we change the font to pink. It now screams blinking kittens."

This page's purple background and weird icons just scream blinking kittens.

by Onisimos September 14, 2011

Rippin' Kitten

A badass girl who is the definition of cool

Whoa that chick is one Rippin' Kitten

by 1883 December 31, 2011

Princeton Kitten

A beautiful, kitten-like plasma physics God who is unwaveringly loyal to his lovely (read as eliciting love by moral or ideal worth) OCD neuroscience researcher.

"That engineer is quite the Princeton Kitten, no? He will undoubtedly gain admission to both MIT and Princeton."

by Neuropsychological17 November 5, 2012

Break kittens’ spines?

A term used to clarify that one is joking, at the end of a sentence. The sentences are usually very extreme. This phrase shows that there are no cruel intentions and that the person really means affection and love. Overly popular in scotland.

Funny joke. Break kittens’ spines often?

What do you do in your spare time, break kittens’ spines?

by Fromkaren April 11, 2019

fluffing kittens

The act of doing more then what was required. A bonus.

I've already made my quota for the year, anything more is just fluffing kittens.

by nlbs September 2, 2020

Caomi Kittens

best youtuber ever

Caomi Kittens is a functioning human of society

by solarz_z August 8, 2021