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The Helen Keller

A sex position where the person who’s getting hit from the back has their head down and their ears between two couch cushions. Thus unable them to see/ hear very week.
Dude I put my girl into the Helen Keller and she loved it
by andjee December 28, 2020
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On Par (Kellehers Mars bar)

Donohash and Cuminhand level of greasiness
Her dandruff flakes are on par (kellehers Mars bar) with cumin hands flakes
by Yashushgman January 20, 2022
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the helen keller 3

a position where one party is gagged, blind folded and earplugged during sexual acts
yo, let’s try the helen keller 3 tonight!!!
by punk hoe April 16, 2022
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on my helen keller

someone who doesn't hear or see anything, usually meaning 'i wont snitch'
"is that somebody running from the cops?", "shit im on my helen keller!"
by pawtucketpoppy September 19, 2022
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The Helen Keller

When you cum in her eyes, and stand back silently while she searches for a towel.
"Last night, I got the old lady with The Helen Keller, she tripped over the dog and stubbed her toe on the couch."
by Jamalpaperman November 24, 2022
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The Helen Keller

When you’re getting a blow job and right before you nut you pull out, fire into both eyes and ears rendering them blind and deaf, then stick it back in their mouth and make them say “I’m Helen Keller!”
Person 1: “Man why are you looking so happy today?”

Person 2: “I gave my girl the Helen Keller last night
by BrinkedUp July 9, 2025
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