Funky Junky

A terrible stench emitting from your junk after long bouts of no showering or bathing.

Hey John you’ve got serious funky junky, take a shower man!

by SmittenKitten1531 September 8, 2021

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Junkie Sket

A nasty hobag who shags anything that moves whilst permanently off her face on drugs

That Lisa, she's such a Junkie Sket. Watch her near your husband.

by nuttyjem November 6, 2016

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Someone who watches days of television about a terrorist incident and then reads every story they can about terrorist strikes or groups on the internet. terrorism, terrorist, al qaeda, ISIS, militia , bomb, SWAT team, explosion, suicide bomber, terrorazzi, terrorcation

All you do each day is watch hours of tv about the terrorist strike in Europe. They say the same thing everyday, you're officially a terror junkie.

by joecoolthefool October 11, 2016

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Junkie Jive

when a junkie is so fried they start walking in this weird way where their arms are stiff straight, hands flat, head tilted and walk in the motion of a drunken penguin. Typically when they walk past you'll hear some strange mumblings or they will try to engage in conversation with you. If the latter is to occur do make eye contact and run for your life

"Quick run ! Dazza's doing the junkie jive" .

by Forgottensoul4567 May 3, 2024

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