Logan Johnson

A very unique individual. They love food. Works at McDonald's. Often uses the term gimme food now or I kill you.

I wanna be a Logan Johnson when I grow up.

by Lil' jimmy December 21, 2018

Magic Johnson

To overcome an illness or sickness

"Don't lay around sick, you better Magic Johnson.."

by Smiggy Balls January 3, 2019

meg johnson

big chav

no one:
meg johnson: i’m meg johnson

by gameninja2000 January 13, 2019

Slick Johnson

An unsheathed penis.

“I am out of condoms, I’ll just slick Johnson this chicken”

by SlickJohnsonBro June 23, 2018

A crispy johnson

A sunburned penis

Brad spent to much time in the tanning booth before Coachella and came out with a crispy johnson.

by DopeP0pe July 12, 2018

Mollie Johnson

(n.) someone who smells like eggs

Ew, that guy smells putrid. He's a total Mollie Johnson!

by jolliemohnson September 27, 2018

lexie johnson

a really pretty girl with the juiciest coochie and the most delicious gorilla grip… super cool

who’s that’s girl? oh that hot chick, that’s lexie johnson

by butterballbigdick April 28, 2022