Isaac coolman

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i got big isaac coolman

by coolman_4562 July 25, 2023

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Isaac

A very charming guy. He's an athlete, amazing at the sport he loves. Someone you could stare at forever. At parties he can dance to the music (like quinces, or a boda). Nobody is as good-looking as he is. When you see him all dressed up all you think is "OoF, ;}" He knows style, he can dress very well. You've seen him at soccer games, at church, and at parties. Nobody is as funny, athletic, amazing, or caring as him. If you ever had a crush on him, that crush would last minimum 1 year. Just a reminder, never let go of him. You might not talk for a month or two, but he will always stay in your mind. Don't do it, it might be the worst decision ever.

At a Mexican party

Bff: Hey, he looks familiar, doesn't he?
You: Oh damn! That's Isaac!

Bff: Don't you like him??
You: Uhh, duh! He's been my crush for almost 2 years!
Bff: You guys have texted each other, right
You: yeah, but we haven't in a while. :( Should I go talk to him?
Bff: Uhh, OFC!! You've only texted not talked, so... now's your chance.

go for him, bby!! You got this! <3
You: Ok, cya!!

by cutie-bab3 May 14, 2020

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