Sauce Herpes is when the most ignorant person in your household neglects to wipe the excess sauce off the opening of the sauce bottle, leaving it to dry and become crusty...much like Herpes.
by PeterPuffer May 5, 2013
Get the Sauce Herpesmug. by plum.sauce.2.0 July 6, 2019
Get the plum saucemug. Yo this weekend we’re getting sauced on the wheelers
by Lil Bambi November 30, 2021
Get the Sauced on the wheelersmug. Esco: Yo it's ESCO I probably can't come to the phone right now but leave a cool message at the beep.
*BEEP*
Pauly: It's Pauly, This DJ Esco's phones?
Tony: This is fuckin Esco's phone!
Pauly: Is this his numbers?
Tony: This his fuckin number on his instagram
Pauly: Well we heard you've been stealing sauce.
Tony: Ya not breaking break on the sauce stealin!
Pauly: You stealing my mothers recipes?
Tony: We got 16 flavors of MARINARA!
Pauly: We got some guys thats gonna bust you up.
Tony: Get the fucking Mama's MEAT GRINDER!
Pauly: Tell him what we've gonna do with um.
Tony: We got a fucking red sauce thats gonna be coming out cha head buddy!
Pauly: Thats not enough, we gonna do more than that.
Tony: We want the Alfredo sauce, we want the mama's sauce back from yeah!
Pauly: Mama Mia! Mama Mia!
Tony: You don't got a fucking recipe to nothin but stealing sauce buddy!
Pauly: I got 2 words for you HUH!.... Ya Mother!
Tony: You forgot to turn your location off bastard!
Pauly: And we took Snapchat and we did a screenshot!
Tony: Huh, we know you seen that shit!
Pauly: Huh, you see the screenshots! You think we don't know how to do that!
Tony: We can fucking hack anything, the opinator, the darkinator, fuckin Mama's sauce is the best sauce.
Pauly: Tony! Tony! Stand Down!
Tony: I'm sorry boss, my bad boss, my bad boss.
SDA1594
*BEEP*
Pauly: It's Pauly, This DJ Esco's phones?
Tony: This is fuckin Esco's phone!
Pauly: Is this his numbers?
Tony: This his fuckin number on his instagram
Pauly: Well we heard you've been stealing sauce.
Tony: Ya not breaking break on the sauce stealin!
Pauly: You stealing my mothers recipes?
Tony: We got 16 flavors of MARINARA!
Pauly: We got some guys thats gonna bust you up.
Tony: Get the fucking Mama's MEAT GRINDER!
Pauly: Tell him what we've gonna do with um.
Tony: We got a fucking red sauce thats gonna be coming out cha head buddy!
Pauly: Thats not enough, we gonna do more than that.
Tony: We want the Alfredo sauce, we want the mama's sauce back from yeah!
Pauly: Mama Mia! Mama Mia!
Tony: You don't got a fucking recipe to nothin but stealing sauce buddy!
Pauly: I got 2 words for you HUH!.... Ya Mother!
Tony: You forgot to turn your location off bastard!
Pauly: And we took Snapchat and we did a screenshot!
Tony: Huh, we know you seen that shit!
Pauly: Huh, you see the screenshots! You think we don't know how to do that!
Tony: We can fucking hack anything, the opinator, the darkinator, fuckin Mama's sauce is the best sauce.
Pauly: Tony! Tony! Stand Down!
Tony: I'm sorry boss, my bad boss, my bad boss.
SDA1594
by StealingSauce November 19, 2016
Get the stealing saucemug. skiqus left testicle
by CamoRegen March 3, 2022
Get the A1 Saucemug. How would you feel about me Layin' The Sauce on your ex?
Yeah, I laid the sauce on her last night while watching Bigmouth on Nextflix
Want me to...Lay The Sauce tonight?
Yeah, I laid the sauce on her last night while watching Bigmouth on Nextflix
Want me to...Lay The Sauce tonight?
by M3Ko_MAI1 December 6, 2018
Get the Lay The Saucemug. by livdawgfireball April 4, 2017
Get the zza saucemug.