Dark Lord

The douchebag who wants to use his dick and his dickiness to fick yo gurl and to fuck up your entire goddamn LIFE.

Carter: So what got you down this time friends?
Jan: Tell him Tony.
Tony: It was Lenny he got his ass kicked by...Trent. But Trent then got his ass whooped by...HIM.
Carter: Oh no... Not Him...
Dickface: Who's HE?
Bob: It's...Jansworth. Wait no you're talking about Aiden aren't you?
Tony: Worse.
Jan: WAY FUcKING Worse!
Carter : no...
Because b: no...god...
Dickface: Don't tell me...
Bob: Oh no...
Tony: Oh yes.
Carter: Don't say his name!
Jan: It was Stephen 'Fuckerdoodle'' "Bully Bug" "Dickface" "Al Capone" "O'Donnel Bitchieness" Wankerdoodleswanswogsworn-th.
Caring Idiot: Not him!
Carter: The Dark Lord!

by either everyone or no one care January 19, 2016

dark bar

When you drink an unknown persons drink at a bar. It can be a new drink or an unfinished drink.

Hey man, I don't have any cash. Lets just go to the dark bar.

by Tiiight April 24, 2017

dark mixtape

Internet slang for films that are basically nothing but compilations of extreme violence and gore. They can usually only be found on the dark web, as they're practically snuff films and are illegal to own.

"Dude, I was browsing through Tor and saw this dark mixtape. Shit was seriously fucked; I think I'm probably on a list now."

by AOmundson March 27, 2021

Darkness Prevails

Darkness Prevails is a Youtuber that mostly makes Creepy Pasta reading videos and stories from his Subscribers.

"Hey, did you watch Darkness Prevails new video yesterday?"

by IlluminatiPepe September 19, 2016

Dark Star

-A star that has dark motives.

-A bright person with a dark heart.

-Beautiful, yet deadly.

-A star that no one can see but everyone can feel.

-Queen of Darkness

-The Loving Wife of a Man named Strength or Strengthy.

-The Demonic Woman who commands all darkness.

Strength was shot down, and Dark Star cried her dark tears, flooding the world with eternal darkness.

by SecretAdmirer September 30, 2004

journey into darkness

By far the most perverse sexual practice known to man, this involves shitting directly into another person's asshole.

It takes a very... special person to be able to properly perform the journey into darkness.

by Doc Sigma July 29, 2003

slipping into darkness

when the toilet paper breaks and your hand slips into your butt crack as you are wiping it.

I hate this cheap toilet paper, every time I wipe I end up slipping into darkness.

by japster February 2, 2015