horse pucky

Horse shit. The excrement of an equine. Not to be confused with "horse pukky" which is in fact a test of a person's spelling ineptitude.

Sarah Palin's foreign policy experience is a load of horse pucky.

by Pailin Palin January 14, 2009

the purple horse

A magical creature bond to the hills of Durham? It's power so great it's only known to few, a relation according to legendary tales to that of the purple man. A four legged mare, taking the appearance of a crippled horse in order to hide. The purple horse spends many of its hours asleep during the day in order to make up lost winks whilts it preforms magic in the deep dark night.

'Hey did you see that pig fly?' I bet it was down to the purple horse. Hey, did you see how the Rainbow appeared like magic? I bet it was all thanks to the purple horse.

by richieblack September 3, 2016

Horse growler

A male or female with incisors and gums that extrude from the front if their face. Normally it is very uncomfortable to see a horse growler smile.

Amy is such a horse growler, everytime she smiles she turns into a booger wolf.

by Bookup February 9, 2012

horse bastard

a kind of combination horses ass and lying bastard. One who shows a lack of intelligence and/ or respect and trys to lie out of the situation.

Sometimes he can be such a horse bastard.

by Filliard Millmore September 5, 2009

Horse Walk

When one doesn't realise they are drunk, and upon standing up to walk they walk on a very distinct angle.

After the game I got up to leave and I had the biggest Horse Walk.

by JaymesVickery October 11, 2013

Horse Worthy

Adj.

Describing anything that is cool/awesome/badass enough to ride a horse at anytime and it is always appropriate.

"Yea, Batman is pretty horse worthy."

by Tuatsu Otter October 3, 2009

horse kick

when someone tries shoving their whole foot up someones ass

Did you hear? Hayden gave his sister Rachel a horse kick and she liked it.

by ariel bitcoin September 27, 2018