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Post-Hooker

A 2K Player that has no life and always post hook. Also know has the gayest person to ever touch 2K21
Playshot: Dude that Elite 2 is post hooking

Paint Beast: Yeah dude I know right

P-Lock: Bro hes so gay

Post-Hooker: YOU GUYS ARE JUST BAD LMAO
by backupwaffles April 29, 2021
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unoriginal hooker

A person who steals others tag lines, and is usually a slut and not worth anyones time....a.k.a. a hooker..
Alexandra S. is an unoriginal hooker. kthnx.
by Tiff, Alex and Kelsey April 2, 2008
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bar-hooker

Someone who sits at bars and engages in conversation in order to gain more sales of beer in a bar.
Oh hes got great conversation and entertaining and before you know they drank 6 pale ales just listening to him what a bar-hooker.
by burslem December 24, 2021
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heavy hooker

Well bro it’s basically what little children like to call my ok friends
That’s one heavy hooker
by Add.mygmail December 15, 2017
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Snapchat hooker

Someone who asks multiple people that care about them for random amounts of money via cash app/ venmo/ or whatever for things like a flat tire or gas. Or the last little bit to get a hotel room. Or maybe even money for someone in jail. But No matter how many people send the money none of it is ever used for what was said nor is it ever paid back.
“After sending Danny who knows how much money for gas/ tow trucks/ flat tires/ the last bit of a bill that has to paid and never getting anything back and then finding out other people sent him money for the same things, I felt like I’d been scammed by a snapchat hooker.
by LuciferGzis August 5, 2021
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Cheeze-It Hooker

She’s named after a cheese, but she’s really only a side piece. Somebody please start a GoFundMe page for this chick, as she clearly has some Daddy issues.
Yo, that chick last night was a Cheeze-It Hooker. I gave half my paycheck to Boomer Jacks and all I got was this T-shirt.
by Texas Hook 'Em June 27, 2025
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