A phrase used by people under the influence of alcohol, usually about to do something incredibly stupid. It says what it means: "Hey, hold my beer and watch me do this crazy stupid thing." Often used in group settings, like a college frat party.
Jimmy: "Hold my beer, watch this!"
Jacob: "Hide the sharp objects, Jimmy's about do do something crazy dumb!"
Jacob: "Hide the sharp objects, Jimmy's about do do something crazy dumb!"
by In My Defense... September 27, 2018
by Fear_storm May 12, 2019
When a guy is receiving a blowjob from his girl and as she attempts to deep throat him she suddenly sneezes so violently she ejects from her nose a yellowish snot trail all over his majestic manhood plus she accidentally bites his magnificent va-jay-jay impaler but it doesn’t quite draw blood.
Thanks to her allergies and missing teeth, Belinda created a hot dog with mustard, hold the ketchup situation last night on her date with Homer.
by theinstigator June 04, 2016
A phrase given in response to something you know is not going to happen.
In other words, you'll "die" waiting on this particular thing to happen.
In other words, you'll "die" waiting on this particular thing to happen.
Him: "I know i've hurt you alot in the past, but i promise it won't happen again"
Me: "I won't hold my breath"
Me: "I won't hold my breath"
by London Roads June 13, 2017
Person a) let's hold someone's feet to the fire
Person b) who are you referring to?
Person a) Hilary Clinton, among others
Person b) who are you referring to?
Person a) Hilary Clinton, among others
by Sexydimma May 31, 2016
by The best animaljammer September 26, 2019
They say they are ready to hold the purse strings but they have not shown that they can handle them any better than the current people.
by The Return of Light Joker June 13, 2011