Canadian History 

Stretching the vagina starting with smaller dildos and moving up to very large ones to stretch the vagina to be large enough to then be penetrated with a little person (dwarf).

Another person (usually a man) holds the little person and moves them in and out of the stretched vagina - doing a Canadian History. Sometimes the person being penetrated is also urinated upon at the same time (Canadian Maritime History).

Canadian History by Modern Canadian Historian February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

A sexual act more vulgar, depraved, and degrading than The Aristocrats. A woman is bound and gagged and forced down onto her hands and knees, where a man pours several bottles of maple syrup on the Stanley Cup before forcibly inserting it into her ass. The woman must then keep the trophy in her ass as the man stands the Stanley Cup upright. He then puts on a set of moose antlers, climbs up the cup and on top of the woman, where he fucks her pussy and forces the Stanley Cup deeper into her ass.

Any man that can perform Canada's History on a woman must be a god!

Canada's History by TheChill51999 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A sexual act where a person defecates into a hockey glove and masturbates to moose porn.

Gordon Brown, an expert in Canada's History, always used CCM gloves for ultimate performance.

Canada's History by cottagecheese420 February 4, 2010

Canadian History 

Canadian Ritual, To recieve or administer an Enema using Maple Syrup, typically while biting down on a Hockey Puck to withstand the immense satisfaction.

"Wanna use my beer bong for a little Canadian History Eh"
"I'll go get the puck...Eh"

Canadian History by The Hawkeye February 5, 2010

canada's history 

the worst sex act ever.

the rapist performed canada's history

canada's history by falcon4 is a douche February 4, 2010

Black History Month 

A month when non-black people are reminded that Black people aren't unproductive. We're black everyday. Besides, technically everyone in the world is black since civilization started in West Africa and spread across the globe before the continents broke apart. Stop being racist because we're all black anyway. Gosh

Black History Month Fun Fact: You wouldn't even know this, but Dwayne Mc Duffie, a black animator created Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Ben 10.

Black History Month by Awesomegurl5450 February 23, 2015

Canada's history 

An absolutely disgustingly foul sex act including but not limited to moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Yooo, me and my girl had some crazy Canada's history last night!

Canada's history by attackattackwhereyouat February 4, 2010