Double Headed Dragon

When you get so sick out of nowhere and know your about to shit your brains out and throw up everything in your stomach

Bro I feel like shit I’m about to double headed dragon

Bro I don’t know what I just ate. I just double headed dragoned

by TrailNameJersey March 16, 2025

Amish Heated seat

The act of accidentally (or questionably on-purpose) defecating in your pants while sitting in a cold car, resulting in a brief, shameful wave of unexpected warmth. Most commonly occurs during frigid mornings when the car heater hasn’t kicked in yet and the body’s betrayal becomes oddly convenient.

Bro, my car wouldn’t start this morning and it was freezing… ended up with an Amish heated seat situation. Not proud of it.

by MinyMink May 3, 2025

Curly Headed Fuck

A gay white male probably named Nick, obviously curly hair, and probably a lube tech.

That dude is such a curly headed fuck!

by Tristo0187! September 10, 2025

Flat-headed blonde

A Flat Headed Blonde allows a place to put your beer as she is providing a service to you!

Thank goodness my partner is a flat-headed blonde.

by Dumb Boomer November 25, 2025

Heifer-headed

A person with an aggressive and unyielding approach to discussing issues, but with a feminine flair and lacking the pointiness of horns. Differs from bull-headed in that the person's confrontational energy, while still weighty and ominous, feels softer and warmer, like you might be given a glass of warm milk after being brow-beaten in an argument.

While her husband was bull-headed, she was heifer-headed. The couple's arguments were like two cows standing their ground, face to face, unyielding. While the husband grunted aggressively, the wife mooed annoyingly, wore down the husband, and offered him a glass a warm milk if he would give up and roll over.

by Velvet Tongue December 22, 2025

slightly dick headed

Someone who doesn't fully posses the necessary qualities to be a full on dick head. Only slightly.

1:That bitch just shouted at me across the restaurant! Wow, she's slightly dick headed!

2: He ordered me around like he pays my bills. What a slight dick head!

by MicMac88 January 24, 2014

one eyed purple headed womb weasel

A word for penis .

"Are you going to show her your one eyed purple headed womb weasel tonight "
Or

"You're a One eyed purple head womb weasel "

by Samsam240 October 6, 2016