Hamburger

Similar to sandwiching something. Putting pressure on both sides of something, akin to the shape of hamburger buns, with the involvement of grease. Condiments and hamburger toppings are not required, but recommended.

Hamburger my dick and balls with those thick, juicy buns of yours, mommy!

by NagiisaTheRizzler December 8, 2022

hamburber

hamburber........
how to stobp,,, stop eatinmg hamburber....

hamburber: hamburber
guy: WHAT? PLEASE, JOHN, STOP SAYING HAMBURBER! PLEASE, LOOK AT ME!
hamburber: hamburber
hguyburb: pLEASE STOP NO NO NODHNOGDOHOTJGIOIFE`SZRGJTHREUWiajrsktdgiojurehjairsosrudthgjk hamburber
hamburber: hamburber
hamburber: hamburbe

by teeth spork December 24, 2022

Hamburger

Hamburgers originated from the German region of Hamburg. They are actually called hamburgers for a reason. When the Americans found out about them, they added other topping and it was called the hamburger.

Person 1: I love hamburgers.
Person 2: Yeah they are the best.
Person 1: But why are they called hamburgers if there’s no ham in them?
Person 2: They’re from Hamburg.
Person 1: What’s Hamburg?
Person 2: Do you know anything?

by idk2023 January 13, 2023

habersham central band of blue

A band formerly directed by Ryan dukes and the pride of Habersham when the football team suck the band plays like a fucking DCI corps and over accomplishments over every band they play agianst

jhon:damn that habersham central band of blue is loud af

rocky:stfu i played for them before i graduated

by rockoxnach January 17, 2023

hamburger shot

Photograph taken of a naked woman’s nethers , from behind when she is lying on her side , legs together - with her beefcurtains squished together and the gash itself sandwiched tightly between them , thus resembling a decently assembled hamburger

She let me take some dirty snaps for the wankbank and I manager to get a fabulous hamburger shot

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

Hamburger Style

Folding a standard piece of paper in half along the x-axis

Wow, I folded this printer paper hamburger style and it formed an 8.5” x 5.5” rectangle.

by KnuckleheadAngel February 16, 2023

Hamburger Hopped

Hamburger Hopped (Got ass fucked)

Damn! Pa really hamburger hopped Bob on that job!

by MGD 1 March 3, 2023