hairy beever

to be the cool kid in a bad situation

to be a hairy beever

"He has a gun!!" man the kid is a hairy beever

by beever September 7, 2006

Hilary's hairy lips

The sweaty hair that protrudes from between the space where two rolls meet and rest apon each other. Giving it the exagerated look of two fat hairy lips.
Named after, or in honor of political Hilary and ment to draw attention to the hideous akward expressions and movements she makes with her mouth.

I was so drunk last night I would have stuffed that pig. Thankfully after she took off her shirt I saw she had a sweaty pair of Hilary's hairy lips smiling up at me and it brought me to my senses.

by Piggy Chunks March 9, 2008

hairy bagpipes

The word hairy bagpipes derives from the other phrase "skin flute." The definition refers to the male genitals as musical instruments.

Tom Agen is amazing at playing the hairy bagpipes.

by Tony Guido January 3, 2004

HAIFA WEHBEH

A fake charmouta that got plastic surgery a number to many times and wears to much makeup no talent no beauty totaly overated!

YOU ARE A HAIFA WEHBEH

you are a skanky charmouta that defines fake

by SallyandTina January 25, 2004

Hairy Minge

Hairy Minge is a derived as a play on words from Furry Muff.

Hariy Minge = Furry Muff = Fair Enough!

Got bored of people using Furry Muff, so i decided to put a twist on it!

- Tanner, you're up next!
- Hairy Minge!

by Tanner D August 10, 2004

haikyuu fandom

shit hole polluted by mha fans. used to be decent around 2014-2015 but tiktok and twitter destroyed it by filling it with gay ships between straight niggas. haikyuu is actually a good anime but of course the lgbts ruined it.

haikyuu "fan" 1 : uwu kagehina is SO sugoi kawaii !!!!!! they r in love (>//<)

haikyuu "fan" 2 : ya!!! and kenma is a total subby bottom for kuroo's cock !!!

normal anime fan : shut the fuck up this is why everyone thinks the haikyuu fandom is retarded.

by lgbtphobe95 December 30, 2020

haifista

A deep user at LUE2; not alot of people truly understand him, most like dismissing him as an idiot or a troll. A user named "The Apocalyzard" gave away one of his accounts, which haifista got and started speaking his mind through. Most users liked him under the false account but when they found out it was him they even disliked him more.

LUE2ser1: Hafiesta go away, no one likes you here.
haifista: Theres people that like me...
LUE2ser2: What you basically said was "No one likes me".
haifista: Yeah. Thats exactly what I said smartass.
LUE2 Mod: I like haifista.
haifista: Atleast someone admits it.

by orncas March 11, 2005