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GreatestJournal started in 2003. Some guy took LiveJournal's script and set it up for a few kids. Soon though, word spread and everyone started to join GJ. It was fresh, unique, and exciting for the first year or two.

It was basically LJ on crack: unlimited user styles, icons, and free picture hosting -- all at no cost to the user, with the exception of a few user info page ads and ads you'd see only when you weren't logged in!

Then in 2005, trends spread. Everyone had similar layouts, icons, and even user info pages, usernames, and pictures. It kept spreading and hasn't stopped. Now 70% of GJ is like that.

Categories:

1) Girls between the ages of 12 - 18, starting online drama, making icons, layouts, and banners, and basically stylizing everything. Some share beauty tips and role play. All of them come out as clones.

2) Same as #1, but scene kids. They type in lower case and either use only one icon forever, or alternate between a thousand (no exaggeration!) They type up lyrics and take as many pictures whenever they have a chance.

3) Refined scene kids, a nice blend of #1 and #2.

4) Some weird anime-obsessed Wapanese. Horrible usernames, horrible fake layouts, and horrible icons. Usually non-Asian.
No example needed, just look around GreatestJournal. 70% of its users are zombies.
by THE WORKOUT October 28, 2006
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greasemonkey

Someone who goes in and gets things done. A finisher. A closer. An ace in the hole.
Yo you just paid off that bouncer? Way to take care of business greasemonkey.
by tha h00tman December 8, 2011
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grease

collective term used to describe a group of porto ricans.
i dont like going to the north end anymore. too much grease and it makes me nervous.
by dave4817 June 30, 2004
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Ass grease

Swamp Ass - See also ass grease The sweaty lather that occurs between one's ass cheeks, and includes the entire nether region, on the swampiest of days.
It is hotter than the back side of a hogs ass dead and rotting on the side of a Alabama highway in July, and me with my non-breathable rayon pants... Man, do I have swamp ass.
by Kid Newark July 21, 2008
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Arse grease

The brown mud like substance that exudes from your frek. This most beautiful excrement is both delicious and highly fragrant. It is best served warm on bread as an entree when having friends over for a social gathering.
Because I bought thin cheap toilet paper, my fingers busted through and i got arse greaseall over my hand
by Crozo September 27, 2007
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Jake-Grease

What happens when you play too much World of Warcraft; The outcome of not showering in a week.
Dude, why are you playing Warcraft so much?

Im trying to build up my Jake-Grease.
by cccccccccccorgy October 19, 2007
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Chicken Grease

The juicy substance between your upper thighs (usually around the butthole). a combination of butthole sweat and leftover poop.

When you dont wipe good enough after your last shit, and then sweat from between your thighs.
Danny: Hey man whats that smell?

Phil: oh dont worry man thats just my chicken grease. i didnt wipe very well after my last shit! sorry bro.

Danny: you get that taken care of buddy
by freaknasty1 June 20, 2010
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