Grandma eve e-lyn

#g-rape.st
A evil psycho who lies about being a girl you fell in love with 7 years ago then dresses up as her to rape or steal your semen by squatting on you like a duck 🦆

They put vinegar up the vj before acts and only when it’s too late are you incapacitated by the scent. Probably fx makeup specialist and a actual artist or painter

No I’m for real there were at least 2 grandma eve e-lyn they are davinci of disguises.

by KelrlddippninOx8oooohhh July 14, 2023

Soggy Grandma

Slang term for an anus.

1: Hey bro! I fucked your mom in the soggy grandma last night!
2: Hope you like AIDS, bro.

by Cruned February 5, 2023

Grandma-Push

The act of making room in your stomach via burping.

After she performed the Grandma-Push, she had room for thirds.

by Capt_Froggerson October 17, 2022

grandma

the hottest woman alive, I'm so lucky to have her in my life she's the best girlfriend I could ever ask for.

"You wanna go back to the bedroom Grandma?"

by anonymous May 11, 2023

Yummy Grandma's

"Grandma's delious!!!"

MREMEMEMEMEmMEMEMEM
"Yummy grandma's QUote me litterally"

by CaramelEmber!! April 12, 2022

Grandma's secret recipe

-Filling someones ass full of sweet potatos.
-stomping there ass mashing the potatos.
-throwing them onto a table.
-then covering them in marshmellow fluff.

A man came up to me looking for a fight in my local produce section. I said he should turn around and walk away before i turned him into "grandma's secret recipe". He promptly ran away.

by Sexowl2.0 November 17, 2018

Grandma

(noun) someone who is old

Keep calm, even tho your almost a grandma.

by your mom’s a ho October 8, 2022