haobai goo

also known as gucci gang or hao bai gucci gang. the absolute gucci gangster. is known for jebaiting and being the first case of coronavirus19.

example 1:
“why is mr.alberry crying?”
“haobai goo totally just jebaited him”

example 2

“who just farted?”
“it was haobai goo”

by zuperradd September 30, 2022

You Better Goo Goo Me!

Slang for "You better not underestimate me!"
This phrase is usually used when someone's skill is underestimated by someone before they try to prove themselves.

Steve: "Bro you're trash at ball, you can't even make a three pointer for crying out loud!"
Dale: "Nah, YOU BETTER GOO GOO ME! Watch this!"
*Dale completely misses the shot*
Steve: You fucking imbecile

by Mehrio April 25, 2023

Goo nap

To go to sleep immediately following ejaculation

He goo napped after jerking off without even pulling his pants back up.

by SauceComet February 16, 2021

Goo

The good stuff, normally used to describe something that’s cool

“Have you ever had a cookout tray?”
“Yeah that’s the goo”

by The professor finesser January 31, 2018

goo moo

A greeting - specifically used by sophisticated, elegant whilst down with the kids Scottish girls 😂👌

"Goo moo my lovelies"

by LovetheScots April 18, 2018

goo jizz

goo jizz is a new kind of free jazz, only with semen instead of musical instruments

wow, babe, that goo jizz sure is groovy!

by Candyman Can July 14, 2018

Goo Gone

A product that actually EXISTS. Not just for removing semen from keyboards as LHSraiders mentioned back in 2010.

I accidentally spilled a puddle of candle wax all over my desk, so I sprayed some Goo Gone on it, and it came off easily.

by Yoshi128k July 27, 2021