This is for poop freaks that might not want to go all the way. Person A (the shitter) and person B (the target a.k.a the person "shat" upon) Person B lays under a glass top coffee table while looking up. Person A takes a dump over the persons face, or other appropriate area of choice. Thus simulating being "pooped on" without all the mess. (I belive the smell could still be an issue)
origin: unknown, though based on glass bottom boats used to watch fish .
origin: unknown, though based on glass bottom boats used to watch fish .
"After we scored few lines of coke off my glass topped coffee table, I climbed under it and had my "lover" straddle on top, with her cheeks spread. Her ass opened like the mouth of a lamprey and deposited a big healthy turd over my face. I licked the glass as if I were a fish under a "glass bottomed boat"
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May also logically extent to breasts.
May also logically extent to breasts.
Tim sleeps. Bruce teabags Tim.
Tim (waking up to balls covering his eyes): Hey, these aren't my glasses.
Bruce: Yes, they are.
Tim: Oh. Then I'll have to talk to my eye prescriptionist about this. I can't see anything through them.
Tim (waking up to balls covering his eyes): Hey, these aren't my glasses.
Bruce: Yes, they are.
Tim: Oh. Then I'll have to talk to my eye prescriptionist about this. I can't see anything through them.
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Get the Touch some glass mug.You cannot directly compare general quality between two shows or movies that are of vastly different genres. No reasonable person would make a direct comparison between The Mummy and Shindler's List. There must be similarities in the goals or genres of the films.
The name derives from an argument between three individuals in which one stated that the general quality of "Bumblebee" and "Glass" cannot be directly compared.
The name derives from an argument between three individuals in which one stated that the general quality of "Bumblebee" and "Glass" cannot be directly compared.
"Bumblebee was so much better than glass."
"Dude, they are completely different movies, I shall invoke the bumblebee-glass theory."
"Dude, they are completely different movies, I shall invoke the bumblebee-glass theory."
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