free hair

The type of hair you have naturally, not permed, colored, treated, etc. Free hair is preferred because outside of modest priced haircuts and shampoo, there is no cost.

My wife spends $100+ every five to six weeks getting her hair colored. This makes me really mad and I wish that she would just get free hair.

by Mr. Moo Bovine August 26, 2007

free pump

To ejaculate without any touching of the penis or testicles

Andy F pulled out his massive Johnson and free pumped all over her breasts

by Lesterr71 February 17, 2017

olly olly oxen free

How osama was caught.

navy seals: "olly olly oxen free"

osama bin laden: "dirka dirka jihad alla"

navy seals: "we got him obama"

by the american... June 1, 2011

Free Bleeding

When laying down, commonly known as 'posting up' and allowing the blood to flow freely from the vagina. One may also utilize a 'free bleeding blanket' preferably of darker coloring to wrap one's body up much like a burrito. Freeing of the blood also entails putting tissue paper or various paper items up there..anything other than a tampon.

"Give me my free bleeding blanket"
"I just free bled all over you"
"Is that free blood on my face"

by partycr3w February 8, 2013

Free fire

Totally cringe game but heaven for nerds.

I play free fire game

by NoobingPro April 23, 2021

freeb

sleep; siesta; snooze; slumber

I'm going to freeb. He is freebin'. I am feeling quite freebish. Did you have a nice freeb?

by Kyle August 8, 2004

Freebie

to give oral sex or some other sexual favor to someone that is seen as highly attractive, without desire for reciprocation or a relationship.

Such as in the case of a gay guy who likes a straight guy, or a guy who likes a girl and just wants to please them by giving head or eating them out respectively

Gay Guy- I know you arent into this sort of thing but can i give you a freebie?

Straight Guy- Dude thats gross, but its been awhile since i got laid so just dont tell anyone.

Guy- AYO GIRL...WANT A FREEBIE?
Girl- I don't know. What if my boyfriend finds out.
Guy- Then I'll give him one too!

by GreyWolf13 September 12, 2009