by JONATHAN April 28, 2004
The act of intentionally expelling explosive gas into the cushions of your friends couch, making sure not to move or shift your buttocks before you are confident that the odor has been fully absorbed into the fibrous layers of the couch.
After painfully holding back, Bart resorted to FORCE FEEDING THE FUTON while maintaining uninterrupted conversation at the interview for the job he currently holds.
by Trish Laam January 03, 2008
a member of the Army National Guard who made friends with a lot of SF soldiers, but never had the heart, intelligence, will or ability to even attempt to be one.
Do you know that loser over at the flight facility?
You mean Hawley?
Yea, that obese, useless, annoying, cowardly little boy wearing an Army uniform is like putting lipstick on a pig.
Yea, what a Special Forces Wannabe
You mean Hawley?
Yea, that obese, useless, annoying, cowardly little boy wearing an Army uniform is like putting lipstick on a pig.
Yea, what a Special Forces Wannabe
by ladybug09 November 13, 2013
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by Fields550 September 25, 2008
A killer combination of 3 guys, a huey and a cessna. They are the best of the best, and can defend any form of attack from a rubber dingy, to an airborne duck.
by alx10101 November 19, 2007
A variation of a famous quote fron Star Wars. It's used to justify a great coincidence or amoment of luck, eg. when you arrive to a place at the exact moment something interesting happens.
X: Dude, you came from the kitchen just in time to watch the touchdown!
Y: Yeah, I felt a disturbance in the Force.
Y: Yeah, I felt a disturbance in the Force.
by zealot_08 July 07, 2010