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Happy Ever After

When a cheap massage place jerks off a man for money at the end of their massage.
Man: hey let’s go get a message

Brad: why u cramped?
Man: nah I want that happy ever after
by Karen7397 October 7, 2022
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hottest person ever

wow look that person ! it’s Natalie the HOTTEST PERSON EVER
by Not Lee Tehe January 23, 2022
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Coolest person ever

Karl, literally just Karl Jacob’s, the coolest bestest person ever
Literally anyone in the universe: Karl Jacob’s?! Oh yeah I know him, he’s the coolest person ever
by Everyperosninthewholeword March 23, 2022
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evers

A family that is defined by their kind-hearted nature and loving attitude. Knowing an Evers is knowing an honest and humble person. Loyalty and inner grace.
Have you seen Miss Evers?
Yes she is out there helping those in need.
Always doing what she can, I guess

Miss Evers, I am pleased to accept you at oxford college for medicine
Great, I will learn how to save lives
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Nothing ever changes

Because your messaging is bad. It's literally just the monopoly on virtue exhibited by the fundamentalist with a smug, sarcastic twist. You policy is incoherent and often contradictory. Your empathy doesn't actually translate to you caring about other people's lives and amounts only to pity for people for whom you feel bad. You're not good people. Believing as you believe and doing what you want EQUALS "Good people" to you. You're completely unsympathetic as a party because you have no sympathy for anyone who doesn't adhere to your political presuppositions. AND you're completely politically inept and just as authoritarian as the conservatives.
Hym "I mean, you say it seems like nothing ever changes but something changed. Now, you're going to shit out every mongrel child you conceive (consensually or otherwise). That changed. And nobody cares."
by Hym Iam February 10, 2024
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handsomest boy ever

he’s so perfect and i love him and he’s perfect and handsome and cute and funny and nice and perfect and i love him so much
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Cutest thing ever [cute]

My boyfriend. He is so cute and adorable and I just love him so much. You can't be mad at him.
by Hegotthatcutelook February 23, 2020
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