When the man, wearing a Larry Bird jersey, is about to nut he backs off behind the three point line. This allows the woman, wearing a Paul Pierce jersey, to gather her explosive diarrhea. He then nuts on a nerf basketball, shoots the three in her ass, and she rejects the shot at the rim... obviously.
by Shnikkes May 03, 2022
by Patriotsfan456 August 27, 2015
A proud resident of Boston, Massachusetts; that was given the name of Jared from his mother. He may find information about anyone mostly from Porn Hub advertisements listing things about you. He claims to be retired, but he can get information quickly from his discord server of minions. He still lives with his mother… location is unknown. Some suspect he is still in Boston Massachusetts. If you hear from him, please report it.
Someone: “How do you know where i live and who i live with Jared from Boston?”
Jared from Boston: “I found it in a Porn Hub Advertisement.”
Jared from Boston: “I found it in a Porn Hub Advertisement.”
by Josh From Pittsburgh October 23, 2023
The delicate practice of using weights to stretch a womans clitoris to the length of eventually curling up like a fiddle head.
It took Michelle 3 weeks to expand into a nice fiddle head.
I love her new look.
the boston fiddle head.
I love her new look.
the boston fiddle head.
by like a little blowjob April 05, 2008
When a woman (or man) soaks a tampon in Irish Whiskey, then inserts it into their vagina and/or butthole.
by Brian8888 February 05, 2022
I told your mother that if she wanted to get in my pants, she had to let me give her a boston bubble bath.
by Palestinian jewboy May 03, 2011
by katelin/becky April 26, 2005