by efsquared May 7, 2019
Get the Half-flumug. When you think about becoming a professional, and act like one, when in turn you are actually making yourself look like a fool. Occurs commonly in young children learning to become the next hit of a certain occupation.
"That kid wants to be the president. He has the Professional Flu, ain't that odd?"
"I better stop getting the Professional Flu, otherwise i am going to make a fool out of myself."
"I better stop getting the Professional Flu, otherwise i am going to make a fool out of myself."
by Andymius September 26, 2014
Get the Professional Flumug. When you really want to have sex with someone, but it's evident they have the flu; fever, chills, stuffy nose. While it should be a deterrent and you're putting your own immune system at risk, you do it anyway.
Joe was only here for one night, sick as a dog, but I had to go for the flu screw because last time we saw each other he made me cum 9 times.
by RRiveraLB January 2, 2017
Get the Flu Screwmug. by sebb. November 29, 2017
Get the turd flumug. A colloquial term originating from Canadian high schools, “Moosehead flu” refers to the phenomenon where students, particularly females, gain weight over the course of their high school years. This is attributed to the early consumption of Moosehead, a cheap beer popular among Canadian youths, combined with a lack of physical activity. The term underscores a noticeable change in physical appearance from freshman to senior year, often discussed among male students.
by Canadian kid living in the US January 3, 2024
Get the Moosehead Flumug. When you drink way to much and get sick that night and feel like crap in the morning or through the day
by Lizzie4136 February 25, 2018
Get the brown jug flumug. mom:wake up we are going to school
kid:i have the flu and feel like absolute shit help me
mom: you’ll be fine
kid:i have the flu and feel like absolute shit help me
mom: you’ll be fine
by JohnnyBlu3 November 25, 2019
Get the Flumug.