Spoons fever

Spoons fever is a severe form of depression gained specifically from working at a Wetherspoon. It can be identified by grumpiness, easilily irritable mood, dead look in someone’s eyes and just a general loss of the will to live.

“It was really busy in the pub on Monday and I looked over at Andy who was in the middle of pouring eight pints of Tennants and three pints of Guinness for a group of guys and I could instantly tell he was getting spoons fever from the look on his face as the guys kept changing the order.”

“Don’t expect me to be in a good mood today I have spoons fever I’ve been working for seven days in a row and still have three more until I am off, I need a holiday!”

by SassySpooner January 09, 2019

Age Fever

younger person(male or female) falls in love with an older person(male or female) and vice versa.

First Example:"Scott has caught the Age Fever once he found out that his foreign girlfriend Julia he has been dating is 30 and Scott is only 25. Scott didn't like the fact that this woman was older then him, but he loves all of the quality's that this woman had. His foreign girlfriend has all the feminine quality's that a man could ever ask for."

Second Example:
michael-"I'm just not into girls anymore"
james-"Hey bro, i'm into guys too"
michael-"No no no no.......thats not what i mean't. I'm into grown women"
ted-"oooooh my god, Michael just caught the Age Fever"

by princeauron December 27, 2015

Cabin Fever

Okay movie where these idiot college grads go to a cabin and get sick. The only redeeming qualities of this movie are the comedy and the brunette chick who gets naked a few times and shows her boobies.

Some of the comedy in Cabin Fever:

preppy college grad: why the hell are you shooting squirrels?

redneck college grad: because theyre gay

also...

preppy college grad @ the convenience shop: whats the gun for?

owner of the convenience shop: niggers

later.....

black guys at the convenience shop: yo? sup dawg? wheres our gun?

owner of the convenience shop: whassup my niggers? your guns right over here!

by White Sox Rule June 05, 2004

beaver fever

A sexually transmitted disease, a gash rash

After shaggin' this bird, tha doc told me I had caught a 'beaver fever'

by Safecracker G September 11, 2004

jungle fever

Though historically the term implied the sexual attraction of a Caucasian to an African, it has since been more widely used to denote the sexual attraction of an individual from a more expansive set of ethnic origins (e.g., Asian, Indian, Middle Eastern, Latino, or even Aboriginal, etc.) to a person of African (Black) ethnicity. The term has even shifted enough colloquially to commonly include an African who is attracted to a non-African, or merely the attraction of a person from one ethnicity or racial background to a person with a diversely different racial background. It is interesting to note that in several western ideologies it is the Black Africans who are associated with the Jungle; although all people's ancestors originated from the Jungle, possibly because of popular images that stem from associations with classic African slavery in the United States, it has become a common presupposition that the Jungle belongs to Black Africans. This has been exploited negatively and positively by both Black Africans and those who are not Black Africans. What may be even more significant to observe is the phenomenal implication of such an 'urbanly' popular term: it is becoming increasingly common in this age of homogenizing Globalization for some people to be attracted to that which is different, or exotic: This either conscious choice/ or subconscious instinct could result in the mutation or evolution of the Homo sapiens species. (Good or bad depending on the reader's ideology).

JUNGLE FEVER in CONTEXT:

Crescent: "Hey, so is Mike taking you to the Valentine's extravaganza?"

Abigail: "No, (bastard). He's taking Shamiqua."

Crescent: "Ope--! junGLE... FEEEEVVVVAAAA....!"

Or:

A-Hoff: "Dude, that biznizeyach ain't even sexy in the slightest. Why you let her tickle your booty?"

Bo-Bo Nuts: "I just don't know, bull-balls. I just don't know. It's like she has a spell on me. When ever I'm around her I just feel like time stops."

A-Hoff: "Hoo hoo, hoo.... JuGLE FEEEEVVVVAAAA!!!"

by Che Boludo March 06, 2010

Pussy Fever

A condition describing a lack of trust because a bud isn't thinking straight due to lack of intimacy with some woman.

"You can't trust his decisions - he has pussy fever." Explaining how you end up at some store/mall because that's where she works or hangs out.

by Anon808 July 17, 2012

Jew Fever

attraction to women with jewish features; the jewish answer to jungle fever and yellow fever

Sarah Silverman gives me jew fever.

by spliffthespaceman December 31, 2014