Bach fast

Usually refers to the diet adopted by front of house staff at the Bach, in Scotland. Most of these poor souls go a whole shift with no break or food, resulting in a forced fast, the Bach fast. Individuals who partake in Bach fast are usually stunning, skinny and incredibly depressed

Customer: omg you look amazing!

Me: Wow thanks so much, it’s the Bach fast haha! What can I get you to drink or eat? Please leave I’m so hungry!

by sadskinnymagicmayonaisse November 17, 2020

Fast or Slow

Stroke Speed

“Fast or slow?” Asks Sara
“Slow.” Answers Jake
“We are over!” Exclaims Sara

by kanyesbestie November 4, 2021

fast recovery

When you have a short refractory period.

He has fast recovery, he can go at me all night!

by Vallie.E February 28, 2023

fast chair

when you be fuckin sum bich in a library and dip the fuk out after u nut and sit on a chair with a book and act like nothing happened

Bro did u fast chair that chick

by DenewProfit May 6, 2018

Kitsap Fast Ferries

The best mode of transit on the entire west coast.

"Let's take Kitsap Fast Ferries to Seattle"

by seattleResident February 23, 2023

fast voks

fast voks is someone who plays trackmania nations forever and is in fast and is so cool and is trans and has gotten a lobotomy.

Person 1: Isn’t that fast voks so cool?
Person 2: Shut the fuck up.
Person 1: But she’s wittewy in fast. Real.
Person 2: Oh, alright.

by voks December 24, 2023

fast

when youre fast , you dont like being called slow so you call yourself fast.

jaylen said lisa was “slow” when she asked “what is obamas last name” , but no lisa is insecure about her slowness so therefore , she is fast.

by bigbootyjudy2013 February 18, 2018