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Mom Farts

Farts that come out of your mother, usually they tend to be really loud. Note that Mom Farts do not smell whatsoever. The reason behind this has not been discovered yet.Mom farts happen when you least expect them. Although a common time for them to occur is when something very exciting happens.

also, Mom's try to deny the fact that they had just farted.
Jigglypuff: WTF Mom, did you just fart?
Mom: No.. What give's you that idea son?

Mom Farts
by TuttiPudd April 22, 2009
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warning fart

A modest toot of ass gas presaging a tuba blast, possibly heralding a morning fart.
I just let loose a warning fart,
To warn you of my morning fart,
It will not be a boring fart,
For all night I've been storing fart.
by Brjtlc April 28, 2010
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fart in a baggie

The ultimate in worthless environmental awareness. From a bumper sticker: "Save gas, fart in a baggie".
Maria has 12 different recycling bins; she is so fart in a baggie.
by brain drain June 14, 2009
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Fart Car

The Smart car of the future. Scientists are currently working on a way to contain human flatulence for use in smaller, more efficient vehicles. The prototype tested has only been able to travel a few feet due to limited amounts of flatulence available per person, but the experts are also working on a way to clone and condense human farts so that one fart can become many more, thus increasing the volume available per person. People will be encouraged to consume large amounts of fiber (especially Fiber Bars) and carbonated water and drinks to increase their gas production. Instead of plugging your car into an outlet and wasting electricity, or buying the more traditional, expensive type of gas, you would fart directly into a tube that leads into your car's "gas tank", which will have a self-sealing valve after each deposit.

The Fart Car will prove to be a valuable means of transportation in the future, as farts are free and we will no longer be required to depend on foreign oil resources. The future is looking brighter, if not a bit stinkier.
"I can't wait to buy my first Fart Car!"
by munchkin'smom August 31, 2011
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fart chamber

Room where one retires to release gas accumulated from the burritos one has eaten.
Man, that fart chamber was busy at the Mexican restaurant.
by Crepitator December 22, 2013
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Garden Fart

/'gɑr dn fɑrt/ A traditional small fart, not to big not to small. Not unlike Goldie Locks porridge in farts. The capitalization comes from the Greek Gardinius Farticus who was well known for unleashing the mildly unsettling Garden Fart upon his garden to help growth. Not to be confused with anal queef. see- anal queef
ex. "I find Garden Farts to be rather pleasant, at least in the way they vibrate your buttocks."
by Imapenus August 29, 2010
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fart chair

When an office chair has been subject to that many farts, whoever sits on it is hit by a brief waft of stale fart gas.
As Leroy sat on the fart chair, he soon experienced the full bodied stench of 6 months of Bob's farts stored in the cushion.
by Leroy Tyler Brown May 30, 2016
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