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Female Simp

- A woman that puts herself in a subservient/submissive position under a man in hopes of winning them over.
- A woman who puts too much value on a man for no reason.
- A woman that relies heavily on “chivalry” in hopes of getting Sexual Gratification from the man.
- A manipulative Snake of a woman who only wants to get in the man’s pants and uses deceptively charming acts to do so.
Girl #1: Did you see Bella doing all those nice things for Johnny lately!?
Girl #2: yeah! She said it was to try and get him in bed with her.
Girl #1: What a Simp.
Girl #2: It’s actually “Female Simp”. There’s a difference.
by ZestyCeeezzz March 9, 2020
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Black Female Supremacy

A philosophical belief system that black women are the most superior race & gender in all of humanity.

Because the black woman is the most genetically & spiritually superior, scholars believe that there should be a global effort to create a Black Female Matriarchal Polyandrous Global Supremacist Society where all black women shall rule as female Gods & the spiritual practice of the entire world should be Yonism.

Yonism is the religion of the worship of the black woman & her vagina as God.

The goal of all proclaimed black female supremacist followers & worshippers is to promote & help advance the supremacy of the black woman in all forms of films, art & litterateur. Also to promote & advance black women as heads of businesses, governments, religious institutions & culture as well as shift all families from patriarchy into a Matriarchy.

The 1st reason black women are the most superior is due to her melanin which gives her advance genetic abilities & a deeper connection to the spiritual realm as well as maximum protection from the sun.

The 2nd reason black women are superior is due to her gender because all life is created by the female gender. And the black woman is the first evolved human female of the homo-sapiens family
I believe in Black Female Supremacy because I worship the Black Woman as God!
by Salim Divïnn February 7, 2023
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females

"you've got a stray hair on your female..."
by Chairwoman Mao Mao February 6, 2004
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femalesickopatheticism

woman who indulge in sick pathetic acts and blame it on thier past
my girlfriend stabbed me in the chest with a kitchen knife and blamed it on the fact that she had a bad childhood,....that is "femalesickopatheticism"
by tarquin winklesniffer October 2, 2006
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female

Females are more addicted to drama, attachment, and emotions. Thus when males see all of the bullshit we take a step back and smell the fumes from it all because apparently we are the scum of the earth. Females always think that guys are the bad ones, well get this shit straight. Females are Bad. Males are Bad. There is no perfect god damn gender so shut the fuck up with the bullshit of "He cheated on me" because you can do it back to a guy just as easy... Stop thinking that guys always take advantage of you. Listen, sex is sex whether it be for love or for some meaningless shit. Have fun with it and stop fucking relating sex with love. That may be how it is in the bible but not here.
F: I love you. Can we get married!?
M: We just met yesterday!
F: Don't you think it will work though!?
M: FUCK NO!
by Slap Jack June 7, 2005
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A movement that believes that women should have more sexual expriences that men and use the media to get there message across such as TV,newspapers,magazines ect.
Kathy is in the female sexual exprience movement.
by Deep blue 2012 September 8, 2010
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female fattening tool

From the legend KEVIN BLOODY WILSON, a female fattening tool is an aussie slang term for a penis
Yo get some plastic wrap for a female fattening tool
by Don Bosko August 26, 2005
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