Grapple Experience

When you put grape juice/soda on a woman's genitals, make her put an apple in her mouth, eat her out, and then take a bite of the apple.

No one could understand why Terry was buying so much grape Fanta and a big bag of apples, but he was planning a grapple experience for his special lady that very night.

by beautifulmidnight March 18, 2011

Draping Expert

1. An expert in the semantics of draping a towel, or cloth in front of ones genitals.

2. The art of 'hacking' or 'taking control' of someone's Dailybooth account.

3. Becci is a fine example of a professional 'Draper'. She loves to dangle things in front of her genitals... It turns her on!

1. "DUDE, THAT GUY'S NAKED!"
"No, he's a draping expert!"

2. "lol, i'm sooo going to drape you!'

by McBousche January 18, 2011

Hipster expensive

(adj) Being more expensive than such an item really should be, often with a seemingly arbitrary price

That soup place downtown is so hipster expensive! It's $5.35 for a bowl of soup- how the hell did they come up with that for a price?

by Paulindrome February 14, 2012

Boston Express

A coach bus that departs out of South Station in Boston, MA, and travels up north into New Hampshire, thru Salem and beyond.

Run! The Turks are invading the Salem bus station! Jump on the Boston express.

by dysenterygary69 May 30, 2012

mormon exploitation

When a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints comes to prosthelytize and the one being prosthelytized feigns interest while getting the LDS member to perform helpful tasks.

Two young LDS members carried Patrick's luggage all the way up 14 flights of stairs. Once to his apartment Patrick quickly entered and slammed the door. And he though to himself: now that was some good mormon exploitation.

Frieda listened for 4 and a half hours while Josiah spoke about how The Church had changed him for the better. She really wasn't interested but really needed help getting her house cleaned for the party that night so she did some mormon exploitation.

by novaglen January 21, 2013

fecal expression

The contortions of the facial structure elicited by an arduous shit.
Usually the result of constipation, diarrhea, or the dreaded constirrhea.

Max had madddd fecal expression after having those subway tacos.

by lbeesntdeirx March 10, 2013

Ear Expander

A term referring to an earring used to stretch your ear piercing. Examples are tapers, plugs, tunnels, and spirals.

Any jewelry used to stretch and/or maintain a stretch of your lobes is an ear expander.
A common mistake when referring to an ear expander is calling it a gauge (plural: gauges.) "Gauge" refers to a size such as 12G or 00G.
Correctly referring to your ear expanders takes you from hipster to knowledgeable body modifier.

I just bought new ear expanders.

My ear expanders are Sono wood plugs.

by JesterCunt July 12, 2014