Ethan

A British boi

Person 1: hey have you seen Ethan?
Person 2: the British one?

by cactus taco May 10, 2018

Ethan

Someone who will always be there through thick and thin and do most anything for his friends and loved ones. He will always cheer you up and stay up until he crashes just to keep you company. Even his presence is heartwarming and his voice won’t fail to make you feel like smiling. Ethan is indescribably adorable and has a sweet personality to match, and though he’s bashful and shy his looks are strangely captivating. He doesn’t like compliments even though he’s ready to brighten anyone’s no matter who or when. Ethan is the best guy you’ve ever met and you should make sure he knows how much you appreciate him. He really deserves it, even though he’ll insist that he doesn’t.

Ethan is the most precious boi ever to live

by zaccccccc132 October 16, 2018

Ethan Han

A mystical creature that tend to 装逼 in the Chinese International school of Keystone Academy

He is also outrageously ugly

Why are you such an Ethan Han?
You play basketball like Ethan Han!

by AesBusta696969 September 8, 2019

Ethan Reed

Fat and gay. As simple as that

Did you see Ethan reed
I know he’s so fat and gay

by Totallytrueright December 6, 2019

Germo Ethnic Pudding Fiasco

When an abundance of Pudding hungry foreign germs, gather together and have a party of epic proportions, this event happens on such a tiny scale its extremely hard to notice, the preferred choice of party location is in top quality restaurants, they lurk upon a chosen pudding and wait patiently for the fun times to begin.

" i went to this really fancy restaurant the other day, when i got my pudding i could see lots of little holes in it, must have been a germo ethnic pudding fiasco on the plate.

by MyBigLang August 16, 2011

Ethan Moment

A moment of stupidity so incomprehensible by the average human, that it can only be classified as an “Ethan Moment”

Person 1: “The earth is a bowl, and China, and Canada are at the bottom, therefore, easier to access space”
Person 2: “Bro you’re so retarded, you just had an Ethan moment

by Daftcunt23 July 28, 2019

Ethan

One who does not wear a shirt.

Someone who needs to be constantly reminded to wear a shirt.

I was so Braded last night I got Arieled by an Ethan who then Jaked me.

by TonyDungy January 18, 2011