Hop on engine testing

Typically used by HDC (Hyorc's Development Cave) members to signify anal sex, the engine testing part referencing HDC's game called Engine Testing

Hey kid, you wanna hop on engine testing?

by tihmmer May 28, 2021

Murphy's Law of Engine-Idling Duration

"If you leave your vehicle's engine running during a delay in proceeding (traffic-jam, road construction, accident-resolution, "stuck" red signal-light, etc.), you will be sitting there for many minutes, just wasting gas. The instant you turn the key off and climb out of your seat to stretch, however, THAT'S when the line of traffic will begin moving again, and thus you will have shut off your engine "for nothing", AND you will now be holding up everyone behind you while you hastily hop back into the driver's seat and re-start the engine so that you can move forward again."

I finally took da plunge and bought a second-hand Toyota Prius because I'd eventually had one too many cases of Murphy's Law of Engine-Idling Duration... the Prius automatically shuts down its power during stand-stills, and then uses its electric motor to provide instant mobility as soon as you're ready to go again.

by QuacksO October 20, 2018

Avocado Engineer

Software or technology engineers that deploy changes without governance or change management; usually causing chaos for end users

The changes were deployed by an avocado engineer, our end users don't know where to click

by dubzziez April 23, 2021

The pilot's pushing enough throttle to suck FOD into the engines!

A term used to describe extremely energetic anal sex, where "the pilot pushing throttle" refers to powerful pelvic thrusts, and "sucking FOD (foreign object debris) into the engines" = the lady's undercarriage having spooge, cum, etc. squirted into it!

Derived from when Donald Trump's wig was blown off his head by a gust of wind and sucked into a jet engine.

Adam: Hey Daniel! Tracy!! Keep the noise down in there!!

Daniel: (provocative tone) oh sorry we didn't DISTURB YOU, did we?!

Adam: Yes you most certainly did! Second time tonight as well. What in the name of Jesus are you doing?!!

Daniel: 5 words : It's. A. Full.. Moon. Tonight.

Tracy: basically, owing to the full moon, the pilot's pushing enough throttle to suck FOD into the engines!

by boeing737229 December 25, 2019

without knowledge in engineering

Building or constructing something without having thought it through comme du monde

If you try building something like an electronic chair in your basement, without knowledge in engineering, just a friendly caveat : not only are you slicing the pineapple, the result may be Frankenstein

by Sexydimma May 15, 2016

Electrical Engineer

Electrical Engineers are a SPECIAL group of individuals. They pitifully study for hours just to nearly fail their classes. They are known for their love of alcohol, (mainly the kind that helps them forget the degree they chose), memeing their professors, radical bed head, and functioning on RedBull and hopes and dreams. Half of them are socially inept, while the other half can only speak about circuits and NAND gates. You can normally find them in a lab getting high off of soldering fumes.

"Look at that guy yelling at his breadboard." "Must be an Electrical Engineer."

by Clever_Club_Brawl October 8, 2024

security engineer

Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.

See also: Wizard, Archmage

'Wow, he just fixed that problem in a heartbeat. Is he a wizard?'
"No, he's our security engineer."

by krispey1989 January 25, 2018