a person who abuses his power over a woman and gets crazy with the cheese whiz while butt-chugging Listerine
by milk god June 7, 2021
Get the Elijah macwhoremacmug. by ramennoodlezrgood November 13, 2018
Get the Elijahmug. Elijah's Laptop tends to break down a lot and need to be taken to the tech office, it contains super mario chrome extension and tetrys with a score of 100000 because he has a sad life.
by YEE YEEE !@# November 16, 2021
Get the Elijah's Laptopmug. Elijah or Eli is an absolute dork. He's a really sweet guy but generally doesn't show that side of himself except to his closest friends. He always has some random useless info to give you. He can be totally funny and exasperating to be around. He doesn't try to, but he causes tons of confusion and some drama. He hates to see his friends hurt, and is always ready to help those he cares about. If you've got an Elijah nearby, try to get to know him. He might seem like a jerk but get to know his heart, and you'll see the good inside of him. He is also oblivious to when girls are crushing on him, which is a pain. He is extremely social, has an amazing smile, and lights up a room with his personality. He is looking for a real relationship, and he's extremely loyal to his friends and those he cares about, so go for it. Elijah is INSANE. In a good way <3
by Theguywhowritesyourpapers April 28, 2022
Get the Elijahmug. Elijah was at the party.
by BoltTheYTer November 23, 2021
Get the Elijahmug. Weird…… but a fun friend. Has very very greasy hair. And when he walks his hair goes flip flop from one side to another.
by #Suzie(not really) December 6, 2021
Get the Elijahmug. by Ususjss October 21, 2019
Get the Elijahmug.